Doin' the Cutler Shuffle
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Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! Fuck you Denver! I hated your stupid mountain city with your hippy population and thin atmosphere. God, I can't believe it took you idiots this long to trade me. How much more obvious did I have to make it, I DON'T LIKE YOU! You're not invited to any of my parties, especially you, Brandon Marshall! Go put your hand through another TV, idiot. I am off to totally awesome land of Chicago, the so much more dominant NFC, and a winning football team that is always a winner. I mean, they totally nailed their division last year, didn't they?
Wait, what ...? What the fuck is this? They finished second in the shit hole NFC North? I go from having to play a team that has an aging LaDainian Tomlinson to a team that has Adrian Peterson hitting his prime? And where are my All Pro receivers? What is this, an April Fool's joke? It's not funny, ok? I have diabetes, you can't joke around like this with me. It'll ... It'll raise my blood pressure or something and I could die! Ok, ok, real funny one, Denver. Sorry I said that about you, now really, where did you trade me to? ... Chicago? FUCK!
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GOD DAMNIT! I HATE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU! YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmygod ... What is going on. I didn't ask for this ... It is so fucking windy in that town, what the hell, I mean, WHAT THE HELL??, why would they do this to me? Fuck, they traded the entire city for me, and I may not even be the best QB in that division ... fuckfuckfuckfuck ... I'm going to cut myself, I swear to God. I'm going to go out and buy all of the Twinkies I can find and eat them all at once! It'll put me in the hospital and ... and that'll show 'em! They'll be sooooo sorry they did this to me! They haven't even been good since like before I was even born. I don't care about this old timer team. Fucking grandpa team. Stupid. I hate it. I am so mad. And what is this?
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OH. MY. GOD.
OHMYGOD.
Oh my FUCKING God!!
That is so fucking awesome!
I want to dance like that too! YES! This is the best team ever! Here I come Chicago, this is going to be awesome!
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Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! Fuck you Denver! I hated your stupid mountain city with your hippy population and thin atmosphere. God, I can't believe it took you idiots this long to trade me. How much more obvious did I have to make it, I DON'T LIKE YOU! You're not invited to any of my parties, especially you, Brandon Marshall! Go put your hand through another TV, idiot. I am off to totally awesome land of Chicago, the so much more dominant NFC, and a winning football team that is always a winner. I mean, they totally nailed their division last year, didn't they?
Wait, what ...? What the fuck is this? They finished second in the shit hole NFC North? I go from having to play a team that has an aging LaDainian Tomlinson to a team that has Adrian Peterson hitting his prime? And where are my All Pro receivers? What is this, an April Fool's joke? It's not funny, ok? I have diabetes, you can't joke around like this with me. It'll ... It'll raise my blood pressure or something and I could die! Ok, ok, real funny one, Denver. Sorry I said that about you, now really, where did you trade me to? ... Chicago? FUCK!
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GOD DAMNIT! I HATE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU! YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmygod ... What is going on. I didn't ask for this ... It is so fucking windy in that town, what the hell, I mean, WHAT THE HELL??, why would they do this to me? Fuck, they traded the entire city for me, and I may not even be the best QB in that division ... fuckfuckfuckfuck ... I'm going to cut myself, I swear to God. I'm going to go out and buy all of the Twinkies I can find and eat them all at once! It'll put me in the hospital and ... and that'll show 'em! They'll be sooooo sorry they did this to me! They haven't even been good since like before I was even born. I don't care about this old timer team. Fucking grandpa team. Stupid. I hate it. I am so mad. And what is this?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNC3dgreaU]
OH. MY. GOD.
OHMYGOD.
Oh my FUCKING God!!
That is so fucking awesome!
I want to dance like that too! YES! This is the best team ever! Here I come Chicago, this is going to be awesome!
