Hello, readership. I have been forcing children to slave away designing these new shirts for me all day long, and I am just winded. But, they are finally ready for you to peruse and purchase with your measly income! Posted after the jump are some of our prouder shirts, but be sure to visit the site, as there are several more items, all very reasonably priced. Included are some that take hilarious (See: Not hilarious) jabs at the Vikings opponents in the NFC North. Also, we’re still trying to find just the right kind of Shawn Zobel shirt. Any ideas? We are also open to doing requests for designs. Got a suggestion? Leave it in the comments!