How fitting! In what may have been one of the wildest NCAA Tournaments in quite some time (VCU? Virgin ComeUppance?), we somehow had a totally unexpected, random, out of left field winner swoop in at the last moment and steal the t-shirt deal away from what was a guaranteed victory. Also, I totally forgot about this whole thing, which is why you're reading it on a Thursday. BUT WHO COULD THIS MYSTERY PERSON BE??
Well, if you feel a finger in your rectum, you already know who got ya:
BOOM! FEISTY FAN with her winning bracket ALBINO FINGER MONKEY! She wins for most-not-sucky picks and also for possibly best bracket title.
I know what you're thinking. How the hell did she win? She got 31 picks right and 66 points. Yeah, I don't really get how that works either, unless you factor in the stupid stratified point system. Let's take a closer look at her bracket:
God damn amazing and disappointing. She had UConn and BYU in the Championship game, guessing BYU would win by like, 20 points or something. UConn actually scored only half of what she predicted too. But, hey, apparently no one else put UConn in the finals, or if they did, they sucked it up the rest of the way. I'm not going to change it now, instead, I am just going to request that you go and buy a t-shirt like a grown up instead.
For the rest of you, thanks for playing, even though we all sucked. Maybe do it again for the NFL draft? Let us know.
@CollegeWolf I saw that. I also commented about your hot wife. You obeyed the internet rules, and that should get you at least like 10 puppies. I tried to find the forum from the site instead of the e-mail and failed miserably.
Also, it's pretty embarrassing I won that contest. I had Pittsburgh as my winner in that one. I think I stopped following that bracket after about the first day.
@CollegeWolf A good time? I'm not buying everyone shit. This stupid blog doesn't supply nearly that kind of extra cash. I mean, maybe it WOULD if even half of the four readers hear suggested it to their friends, but whatever, whatever. Just sayin'.
@PJD Oh, and I'd post more pictures of Mrs. CW, but I am not sure if I want some of the Wisconsin degenerates that hang around this site to be alerted, and then go see them.
I guess I have to weigh the options there.
@PJD Thanks. I'd gladly take your 5 Timberpuppies. As you probably saw in the forum post, I am a little bit behind in 3rd.
Yeah, our forum is a little hidden with just that link on the menu bar. Here's the full forum link, which can also allow access to our NFL section:
Yeah, you won... but oh well. This year was crazy for predicting the brackets. See how low the total points are for everyone in all the brackets I was in. Insane. And if anyone EVER has a perfect bracket they ONLY get 1 million? Pffffff... its like a 1 in a billion chance. That's worth at least 10 milli, right?
@PJD Come send some TWolves analysii our way. I bet that would get some of the Vikings rubes from our TWolves Blog Forums over here. We have a lot of big Vikes fans. TWolves AND Vikings fans you ask!?!
Yes, we are big into masochism over at TWB.
@CollegeWolf You mean like do extra work? That sounds terrible!