Get your butts in here, children. It's the Purple Jesus Diaries' Game Thread! Now that we've returned from church, paid our dues to the Purple Jesus, let's refocus our attention to the real cathedral of worship, the NFL football field. It's Noon-O'clock soon, which means Lord Tebow will be taking the field and fighting his religious battle against pot smokers, mullets, women beaters, slothful video game players, and all sorts of other sinners today.
What do we, Vikings fans, do today? Cheer for the bad guys.
It's the Denver "God's Team" Broncos versus the Minnesota "Rape and Pillage" Vikings. Let's get it on. Leave your comments in the threads.
Enjoy the game!
A fantastic loss. We looked pretty good, kept our draft pick. Fantastic. Now I don't know what the rest of you guys think of Leslie and this coaching staff but I can't stomach even looking at those fucking wastes of space. That's all I got. Just cannot fucking stand it. Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe the legal age limit for hot teens should be lowered. I don't know. Now I thought the Vikes in their purple pants looked a bunch of dildo collectors, flip it over to the Cards in their red pants. Pretty damn close.
Really though, this is another great loss. Showed some punch and panache, put up 32 freaking points (!!) and still lost. Draft position? Good. Moral? Down, but potential is rising. Couldn't ask for anymore.
They must have shot Ponder up with pain killers and horse tranquilizers at halftime. Ponder is moving better than he did in the first half and seems focused.
For the love of God...FINALLY! I got logged in here. My damn computer is slow, stupid and sluggish like our offensive line!
Good morning maggots! I'm writing an 8 page paper this morning for class, but I should be done in time for halftime, and then we'll go smmmmmmoke a bowl! (Its how I get through most Vikings games)
@honkeylips Word, dude. Couldn't have said it better myself.
@the4norsemen Really, it was for the best. This keeps us in like a top-3 pick. Perfect.
@TheFan2729 Yeah but they must've kept giving our CBs the Kool-Aid cuz those Fucks are totally lost!
In "MY" league (punch to the nuts of PJD for not letting me play in his league for the 2nd year in a row) Ponder has 13 more points (36) than Brady does!!
@CollegeWolf Give it time. We're reverting back to form from the first three games. Leads, then losses.
@CollegeWolf Yeah JA is single handedly keeping us in this game
@the4norsemen Nice attempt.
@the4norsemen In-laws in town........... Ughghghghghghgh
@kingraccoon God was just testing his son.
@the4norsemen Now that is just absurd.
@PJD Yeah well...for being the only one in here for awhile, I had to keep myself amused somehow. I'm too fat to find myself and masturbate.
@the4norsemen Hopefully not. I couldn't watch parts of the game. That would have been devastating.
@the4norsemen No porn viruses then?
@CollegeWolf hopefully he asks him to kill somebody. wasn't that in the bible? anyway, Tebow: Christian Hitman is something i can totally get behind
@PJD Nope hehe