Welcome to a special holiday AND Saturday version of the Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread! Join us as we watch Vikings games, weep openly together, pray that we lose, but then still get mad somehow when we do. Isn't being a sports fan awesome?!
It's a critical game for the franchise today, as we are as close as we've been in MONTHS to the number one pick in the 2012 draft, and a sure-fire shot at a franchise quarterback this team hasn't seen since the days of Spergeon Wynn *jokes*. Andrew Luck is on the horizon, and the Vikings control their own destiny. No pressure, doofuses! Will the team manage to screw this up by winning? Can Christian Ponder put aside his own dreams of being a starting quarterback in the NFL and guide us to a loss? Why didn't you just leave Purple Jesus back in Minnesota to tend to his present delivering?! All of these questions and more will be addressed today.
So jump in here, join some friends, share some holiday cheer, and root our team on to defeat! We're almost there!
Enjoy the game!
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I had to get do fucking drunk on Christmas eve just to try and pretend that ap getting hurt was a sick joke. Then I awake to find its worse than expected. And the fuck wits won the game. There could not have been a worst conclusion. I kind of hope they fold the fucking franchise. Move them to la or Toronto and make them deal with this crap. I get ready to draft Toby Gerhart high in those drafts next year people! This has to be without a doubt the worst season in Vikings history. Right? Am I crazy? Is ap all better yet!?!? FUCK I'm going though the 12 stages if grief faster than I expected. We should let Harvin leave. It's unfair he has to be on this team. I say we buy him a fruit basket (filled with weed) for sticking around this long.
I'm watching Primetime (for some stupid reason), and now am infinitely more depressed than I was before. I can't believe AP has a torn ACL and MCL. That is just devastating. Dear god I hope he is able to come back and resume his career like the super STUD he is.
Oh, and Berman ends it with "Good for the Vikings, getting that win." Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We needed to lose SO BAD.
@CollegeWolf Berman is the John Cena of espn. Kids and simpletons love him, everyone else thinks he's a fag.
Merry Christmas everyone. If you find yourself unsure, you have my permission to have that 7th glass of egg nog. SCREW YOU GRAMMA!! I THINK MY MUSTACHE LOOKS GOOD!!
AP shredded knee and we won. WTF?!?!?!?
We'll probably end up third and miss Luck AND Kalil. Gahhhhhhh!!!!
Stoopid effing organization screws everything up. Goddamn story of our lives.
@CollegeWolf i guess claibourne is an adequate consolation prize. i'm deep into my holiday depression so i'm nearly positive that the team will be moving to LA in the very near future.
if you need me, i'll be up on the mountain top overlooking Whoville, being raped by the grinch.
Webb could have probably Te-Bowed the Viking into the playoffs this season if he was given the reins after McCrapp.
@TheFan2729 if webb was the QB consistently, teams would gameplan for him and we'd suck. he's a great #2 though.