1. Buy fireworks.
2. Put on a suit.
3. Sit in front of flag.
4. Look smug as shit.
Happy Fourth of July everybody.
PJD, I figured you would have a big article about "Purple Jesus" being ranked the 3rd best player (#1 RB) amongst the players, behind Manning and Brady!!!
got the order wrong.
1. Self-Medicate (for headaches of course) $250 oz
2. Buy fireworks. $500
3. Put on a suit. $2250
4. Sit in front of flag. Free
5. Look smug as shit. Free
fuck percy is such a beauty... I believe 5. would be "hey, hey, hey. heeeeeyyyyyy.... smoke weed everyday"
@CollegeWolf oh CollegeWolf... you're so Brandan Bernard.
@mike from Winnipeg Can't dispute that. And it's a pleasure to be mentioned in such manly company.