This is an actual item, that someone made, and thought that it didn't look gay. Would you believe that it was a Green Bay Packer fan that made this shirt? Of course you would. Would you believe that it looks like a guy giving another dude a reach-around who also happens to have wrinkly hands? Yes, again. Was it entirely necessary for the shirt creator to make action lines showing this mystery man stroking towards the hips in a sensuous fashion? No, but it certainly helps to clarify that this shirt is worn by Neil Patrick Harris.
Damn Packer fans ... And Beltified? That's the exact type of stupid word I would expect them to create and then place WAY too high on a t-shirt that they made on their Windows 97 software. BACKWARDS NERDS!