Oh, amazing. The Green Bay Packers glove slapped the cheek of the Minnesota Vikings Monday night, 45-7. Big deal. That's like kicking a kid when he's down, losing your virginity to your cousin, or playing the 2011 Vikin ... Oh. You get what I'm saying. One thing that the Packer's apparently AREN'T very good at? Video games. HURRAY INDOOR KIDS!
So the banner picture is obviously not Minnesota's favorite punter Chris Kluwe, but he ties in here eventually, don't worry. It's also not the devil, although it certainly looks like him, too. No, It's Purple Jesus who - as we alluded to yesterday - has been busy promoting the new video game which came out yesterday Assassin's Creed: Revelations (PS, it's awesome!). Part of the promotion included the commercials and interview from the other post, but it also included a night of video game competition between the Vikings and the Packers. And oh yeah, we whooped some ass.
Four Vikings - including Purple Jesus, Chris Kluwe, Joe Webb, and what looks like Toby Gerhart - played a group of moron Packers and kicked their idiot ass. Watch the video and tell me which team looks better. Maybe the group that has four large ass HD TVs in a hopping bar or ... the home of BJ Raji that has white walls, a grey couch, and one dude hanging out outside of the players. *yawn* Clearly we're better.
We're also better because we won, handidly. Says Purple Jesus in an ESPN article on this game:
- Peterson laughs at the notion, telling me that after destroying the Packers in the video game, he's going to find a way to rub it in to Raji and crew on the field. "Oh yeah, you know I'll find a way to bring it up," says Peterson. "It's us competing against each other in a different form, but if I get the opportunity on the field, I'll bring it up."
Ohhh ... well, I'm sure he was pretty quiet on the field, but that doesn't matter. The fact that Kluwe came in and basically taught all these other guys how to be Master Assassin's is fantastic. Here, you can even see him killing someone himself while coaching Joe Webb for a kill:
Perfect. I asked Kluwe how it all went on Twitter, and he also had this to say:
For those who don't know, the game mode he is referencing is a manhunt, free-for-all mode where everyone kills everyone. Apparently when the dust settled, the Vikings consistently came out on top (sex joke), 1-2-3-4. BOOM. That's how we roll.
That and losing on the football field, but you know. Whatever. Good work, Kluwe.
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