"It's back!" said nobody.
Anyway, it's day two of the 2012 NFL Draft, and the first round dust has settled. The Vikings have tackle Matt Kalil and safety Harrison Smith in their back pockets and are currently sitting with their thumbs deeply inserted in their rectums after trading away their 2nd round pick yesterday to select Smith. Will the team find a way to trade back into the 2nd round for a player they covet? Will they find a receiver today? Do they continue with defense? I DON'T KNOW!! But I do know they'll probably mess everything up, because why not. Rick Spielman can't have two good draft days in a row, right? Star alignment and all that?
Anyway, as you're getting shit faced tonight, come join the hooligans in the comment section as we make fun of other NFL teams, question what our own stupid team is doing, and post pictures of Emlilia Clarke from Game of Thrones when she's in her natural brown hair state. I got us started with that after the jump, and you can certainly contribute others, or pictures of shirtless men. Totally your choice.
Cheers, and best of luck on day two of the NFL Draft!
Good lord. She is outstanding.
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So to recap: we didn't get any of the WR's we wanted, or either of the Nebraska boys (David/Dennard)...?
WTF?!?!?! I knew Davick Spielmahn would regress to the mean on day 2. Too much to ask to expect him to keep doing an average-to-above-average job.
@MikeFromWinnipeg And what's the point of having 17 4th round picks if you're not going to use two of them to trade up in the 2nd or 3rd? Now we have too many rookies that will never see the playing field. Retarded, in the politically incorrect sense.
@PJD I agree... those picks are smegs. In Madden I will always dish my 4, 5, 6 & 7 to move up in the 2nd or 3rd.
@PJD Lolololol at the last sentence.
@MikeFromWinnipeg Why wouldn't you? It's not like we lost a ton of guys in free agency this offseason, either. So we're going to be cutting mildly shitty players who have played in the league for 2-3 years for shitty rookies that we just hope won't shit as much. It's like a Timberwolves roster building strategy.
@MikeFromWinnipeg Isn't the 4th round tomorrow?
This is terrific. And a little scary. http://www.sbnation.com/2012-nfl-draft/2012/4/27/2982521/russell-wilson-wife-girlfriend-photo
@kingraccoon Ohhhhhhhh biracialmarriage4thewin.
@kingraccoon Haha, that's great. It looks like she's trying to suck in souls through her gape-mouth.
Also, did anyone see Russell Wilson's brother? Got a mad case of Karl Dunbar disease. Looks like he's playing black face.
Sorry I'm back. Had a group mtg teleconference. What do you guy thiHOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE EMILIA CLARKE PICTURES!! No matter what happens, WE won this draft people. The people of this online community.
Listening to Todd McShay, Chris Berman, and Jon Gruden talk about Russell Wilson makes me want to like baseball.
Add the Jaguars to the list of teams sucking at the draft this year. Jesus. A 3rd round punter. Even Chris Kluwe is embarrassed by that.
McShay: "I really like Josh Robinson, but I saw him as more of a third round draft pick..." ... Uh, no shit you fuck mouth. What a cock sucker.
Well I see him ranked as the 5th best CB, so not bad value.
@MikeFromWinnipeg Awesome, because we lack speed there and are SO WELL known for tackling ...
@MikeFromWinnipeg I haven't even paid attention. When are they next scheduled?