Game Thread: Chargers vs. Vikings Preseason Make Out Session

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Welcome to another Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread, in which I shall actually be participating tonight instead of scampering away and attending the football game in person. If you were thinking about doing that yourself, here's a pro-tip: DON'T. Drinking at home by yourself with your hand softly cupping your balls is WAY better.

So anyway, grab your brew, grab your nuts, and get in this game thread. We'll spend the evening together watching the most important preseason game of the year ... Which is like getting a handskie from the female lumberjack with the softest hands. Still not that great. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it though. We'll be watching to see rookie Josh Robinson perform, check out how Blair Walsh continues his development, and keep our fingers crossed that Christian Ponder is an actual franchise quarterback. Exciting stuff!

Enjoy the game, everyone!

Until it actually starts though, why don't you do your own research on whether the following picture is actually a legitimate Minnesota Vikings Cheerleader nipple slip picture or not. We referenced it from Busted Coverage on our Twitter earlier this week and - like another female body part that sits below the waist - decided not to write up a post on it originally because we thought it a little bit too ... MUCH. But then the weekend came. And really, then I looked at it again and I was like ... Eh? Is that a nipple? It kind of looks like a shadow. Or maybe bra padding sticking out. Or a large collection of nipple hairs. I really can't tell, so I really don't think it's that offensive. YOU BE THE JUDGE:

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Check out Busted Coverage for the full story.

Otherwise, LET'S GET DRUNK! And watch football.


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PJD
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Alright, good stuff everyone. Nice loss. Take a lap.

Hammy1724
Hammy1724

Speaking of meaningless... the fucking Assmunchers are going to even piss this one away too, aren't they?  Don't care about the preseason, but still...whatthefuck???

Hammy1724
Hammy1724

WOWWWWWWWW!!! I LIKE that!!!  Dirty play in a meaningless game!

PJD
PJD moderator like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Hammy1724 Franchise safety. Keep him around, I guess.

PJD
PJD moderator like.author.displayName 1 Like

BETS BACK O....... Oh, no. Best they can do is win by one, likely. Sorry @CollegeWolf 

Hammy1724
Hammy1724

Not gonna lie.  Shaved head Ponder is way better looking than shaggy Ponder.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

Sweet, another fumble. Ok I give up for real this time. I think I am going to watch the cooking channel.

 

larson311
larson311

I was going to say your bet was back on but there's another fumble

PJD
PJD moderator

Joe Webb kind of looks like a quarterback. What's going on?

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

Our backup WR/QB hybrid is better than our first round draft pick QB. What a shitshow.

Hammy1724
Hammy1724

9/17/2012... Vikings fans are batshit crazy because the Vikes are 2-0 and "goin' to the bowl!"

10/15/2012... Vikings fans expectations are a bit tempered because the team is now 3-3.

11/5/2012.. Vikings fans are batshit crazy yet again because the team is 5-4 with seven games to go and many people think they're not so shitty, and if they can just win a couple more games they might make.... the... PLAYOFFS!!

12/3/2012... Vikings fans realize that the team is now officially eliminated from playoff contention.

PJD
PJD moderator

 @Hammy1724 We're not officially eliminated until December?! #gonnabeagoodyear

PJD
PJD moderator

At least the Bears are losing too. That helps. A little bit.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @PJD Like the smallest amount ever in the history of measurement.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

Someone got injured on the Chargers. Their first round pick PA said?

 

If I lose my bet, then HAHAHA. If I win my bet, then.... damn, sad to see that happen.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

Hey Joe Webb, just run 90 yards for a TD or something. If not, I hate you.

Hammy1724
Hammy1724 like.author.displayName 1 Like

And while we're at it, can we please ban long hair??  It really looks fucking silly unless your name is Larry Fitzgerald, and even then it's pretty douchy.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Hammy1724 It's always douchy times infinity.

Hammy1724
Hammy1724

 @CollegeWolf I'm trying to think of the first player I can remember having long hair (and not just 1970's sticking out of the helmet long or Jheri Curl)... Ricky Williams? Mike McKenzie?  Al Harris?

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

 @Hammy1724 I think one of those Packer idiots. I forget which one is older and did it first though.

larson311
larson311

Someone cue the circus music

Hammy1724
Hammy1724 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Wow Jared Lee is in the game at QB for SD.  The last time I saw him, Les Myles had him stuck on the sideline while Alabama was mouth fucking Jordan Jefferson in the National Championship Game!!!

PJD
PJD moderator

 @Hammy1724 Remember that. Enjoyable times. Looking forward to college football.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

THIS IS SUCH GODDAMN BULLSHIT. What are you supposed to do, just run alongside him and hope the receiver drops the fucking ball?  THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GAY

 

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

God this team is a clusterfuck of total frickin suck.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf like.author.displayName 1 Like

I would have won my bet but IDIOT FUCKING BACKUP LOSER RB FUMBLES. 

 

Fuck this shit.

larson311
larson311

Asiata has to be the 3red RB

larson311
larson311 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Well I jynxed that bull shit

Hammy1724
Hammy1724

Four sacks.  This one from something called Jacques Caesar from Southern Connecticut State.  Our offensive line is fucking awful.

Hammy1724
Hammy1724

THE southern Connecticut State.

PJD
PJD moderator like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Hammy1724 Oh, thanks for that. I had it confused with the other Connecticut State.

larson311
larson311

Do we not have a check down when nobody is open? Fuck

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

Just opened another Hennepin 750 ml. And so it goes.

larson311
larson311

Wow, Bucs kicker has a 63yd FG and their backup has a 58 and 62

PJD
PJD moderator

Anyone going to the State Fair tomorrow? I think I am for a while. I'll wear a PJD shirt and you can play "Where's Waldo" and try and find me!

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