Welcome to another Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread, in which I shall actually be participating tonight instead of scampering away and attending the football game in person. If you were thinking about doing that yourself, here's a pro-tip: DON'T. Drinking at home by yourself with your hand softly cupping your balls is WAY better.
So anyway, grab your brew, grab your nuts, and get in this game thread. We'll spend the evening together watching the most important preseason game of the year ... Which is like getting a handskie from the female lumberjack with the softest hands. Still not that great. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it though. We'll be watching to see rookie Josh Robinson perform, check out how Blair Walsh continues his development, and keep our fingers crossed that Christian Ponder is an actual franchise quarterback. Exciting stuff!
Enjoy the game, everyone!
Until it actually starts though, why don't you do your own research on whether the following picture is actually a legitimate Minnesota Vikings Cheerleader nipple slip picture or not. We referenced it from Busted Coverage on our Twitter earlier this week and - like another female body part that sits below the waist - decided not to write up a post on it originally because we thought it a little bit too ... MUCH. But then the weekend came. And really, then I looked at it again and I was like ... Eh? Is that a nipple? It kind of looks like a shadow. Or maybe bra padding sticking out. Or a large collection of nipple hairs. I really can't tell, so I really don't think it's that offensive. YOU BE THE JUDGE:
Check out Busted Coverage for the full story.
Otherwise, LET'S GET DRUNK! And watch football.
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Oh now, this is good. Have fun with TarVar bwahahaha!
Speaking of meaningless... the fucking Assmunchers are going to even piss this one away too, aren't they? Don't care about the preseason, but still...whatthefuck???
BETS BACK O....... Oh, no. Best they can do is win by one, likely. Sorry @CollegeWolf
@CollegeWolf Audie Cole pick-6 for the bet win??!
@Hammy1724 I've concluded you're a Nazi...no long hair and love shaved heads :D
Sweet, another fumble. Ok I give up for real this time. I think I am going to watch the cooking channel.
9/17/2012... Vikings fans are batshit crazy because the Vikes are 2-0 and "goin' to the bowl!"
10/15/2012... Vikings fans expectations are a bit tempered because the team is now 3-3.
11/5/2012.. Vikings fans are batshit crazy yet again because the team is 5-4 with seven games to go and many people think they're not so shitty, and if they can just win a couple more games they might make.... the... PLAYOFFS!!
12/3/2012... Vikings fans realize that the team is now officially eliminated from playoff contention.
Someone got injured on the Chargers. Their first round pick PA said?
If I lose my bet, then HAHAHA. If I win my bet, then.... damn, sad to see that happen.
And while we're at it, can we please ban long hair?? It really looks fucking silly unless your name is Larry Fitzgerald, and even then it's pretty douchy.
@Hammy1724 It's always douchy times infinity.
Wow Jared Lee is in the game at QB for SD. The last time I saw him, Les Myles had him stuck on the sideline while Alabama was mouth fucking Jordan Jefferson in the National Championship Game!!!
THIS IS SUCH GODDAMN BULLSHIT. What are you supposed to do, just run alongside him and hope the receiver drops the fucking ball? THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GAY
Four sacks. This one from something called Jacques Caesar from Southern Connecticut State. Our offensive line is fucking awful.
Anyone going to the State Fair tomorrow? I think I am for a while. I'll wear a PJD shirt and you can play "Where's Waldo" and try and find me!