Here's the deal, males and females.
If you see someone standing outside of your house tonight, slowly hip thrusting in the direction of your TV, at approximately 8:02 PM CST tonight, wheezing softly, and developing a fine film of perspiration upon their brow, do not be alarmed. This is perfectly normal. It is, in fact, just me acting REALLY EXCITED that Vikings football is back.
So if you're not too busy out there somewhere drilling your pelvis into a soft pillow because you see some purple and gold on your television, get in the comment section and join tonight's Purple Jesus Diaries' Game Thread. We'll be watching the Vikings play football (!!!!), critiquing rookie players unfairly, ogling breasts in the San Francisco crowd, and drinking ourselves blind. It's going to be a blast!
For the first time in the 2012 NFL season for Minnesota Vikings fans, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Enjoy the game!
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@the4norsemen BEST HALFTIME SHOW EVER.
For your wonderful idea: http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/matt-kalil-draft-2012-mom.jpg?w=600
Stop everything you're doing and watch this video. "Goat failing at being a goat."
The fact that we didn't just get bamboozled on that end-around actually makes me reconsider the grade I'm going to give the defense tonight. Impressive, for retards.
Uh, who is this new lady in the upcoming Bond movie? She be attractive: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17vhmdq5ynkudjpg/original.jpg
"Rudolph and Ponder spent some time on Lake Minnetonka this summer getting to know each other."
@larson311 Haha, saw that. That was terrible. "Check out Ponder watching this critical third down play!"
Also made this shirt: SUPER VIKES! http://purplejesus.spreadshirt.com/super-vikes-men-A10632770/customize/color/1
@larson311 Chad Greenway fucked up too. As did Mistral Raymond. Raymond looked like Tyrell Johnson out there. Jesus.
I made a new tshirt for all of us: http://purplejesus.spreadshirt.com/shirtlessponder-men-A10632641/customize/color/134