Game Thread: Vikings vs. 49ers Preseason Slap Fight
Here's the deal, males and females.
If you see someone standing outside of your house tonight, slowly hip thrusting in the direction of your TV, at approximately 8:02 PM CST tonight, wheezing softly, and developing a fine film of perspiration upon their brow, do not be alarmed. This is perfectly normal. It is, in fact, just me acting REALLY EXCITED that Vikings football is back.
So if you're not too busy out there somewhere drilling your pelvis into a soft pillow because you see some purple and gold on your television, get in the comment section and join tonight's Purple Jesus Diaries' Game Thread. We'll be watching the Vikings play football (!!!!), critiquing rookie players unfairly, ogling breasts in the San Francisco crowd, and drinking ourselves blind. It's going to be a blast!
For the first time in the 2012 NFL season for Minnesota Vikings fans, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Enjoy the game!
 |
Like PJD on Facebook |  |
Follow PJD on Twitter |
1 Like
@the4norsemen BEST HALFTIME SHOW EVER.
For your wonderful idea: http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/matt-kalil-draft-2012-mom.jpg?w=600
1 Like
Our once bright spot for the defense WAS our run stopping capability......*SIGH* now that is gone
The fact that we didn't just get bamboozled on that end-around actually makes me reconsider the grade I'm going to give the defense tonight. Impressive, for retards.
Uh, who is this new lady in the upcoming Bond movie? She be attractive: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17vhmdq5ynkudjpg/original.jpg
@larson311 Yeah. That was ... Bad. Terrible, in fact. I thought Frazier was a defensive coach? Do I remember this wrong?
@larson311 Ponder has looked pretty skittish though, which I don't really like. He needs to just calm down.
"Rudolph and Ponder spent some time on Lake Minnetonka this summer getting to know each other."
GAY!
@larson311 Haha, saw that. That was terrible. "Check out Ponder watching this critical third down play!"
Also made this shirt: SUPER VIKES! http://purplejesus.spreadshirt.com/super-vikes-men-A10632770/customize/color/1
@larson311 Chad Greenway fucked up too. As did Mistral Raymond. Raymond looked like Tyrell Johnson out there. Jesus.
1 Like
@PJD @larson311 Get used to A LOT more of this nonsense this year. We are gonna be bad.
1 Like
I made a new tshirt for all of us: http://purplejesus.spreadshirt.com/shirtlessponder-men-A10632641/customize/color/134
