Every year during training camp Purple Jesus Diaries offers a recap through the wonderful internet meme of LOL pictures. This year, we're going to start offering them to you on a more regular basis as pictures become available, and because having to track down ACTUAL football news SUCKS. Totally sucks, bro. Instead, all the real news you'll ever need you'll be able to see in these pictures. So welcome to the first installment of Purple Jesus Diaries' "LOLVikes at Training Camp: 2012 Edition." Unfortunately, they probably won't all be funny.
If the "Brazzers" reference is passing you by, I would not recommended doing a Google search to figure it out until you are at home, away from work by at least 25 mile radius, your wife is in a deep sleep you induced thanks to an overdose of NyQuil, your children are with your parents in another state, you have set up a proxy network to block your IP address from the CIA, and connected to your neighbors wireless service.
THEN, and only then, should you search "Brazzers." Once that's over with, come back here and laugh at this LOLVikes picture.
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From their wikipedia page "In 2008, Brazzers created Mofos Network, a harder-edged site. Mofos Network focuses on girls who are less experienced and relatively unknown in the industry with lighter, uncomplicated storylines."
What constitutes a complicated storyline in porn?
@Qommie A character story arc. Often times the little known farm girl goes to the big city, reaches a fulcrum point where they have to overcome some obstacle, which they do in complicated stories, and they become a better person.
In uncomplicated porn stories, that obstacle is an un-lubed butthole (often, so I hear) and the solution is spit or more lube. That's not a redeeming solution, so there is no character growth, and the lady just gets a little baby juice in her eye sockets.
It's not Oscar worthy, but it's "technically" a lighter, uncomplicated storyline.
Now that you're home, have you checked the REAL site? :-D
@Qommie One that makes you use more than 3% of your brain when you are watching it?