I absolutely had no idea Care Blair was so short. What is he, like five foot six? My lord. Are they all that short down south? Is backwater Georgia like Hobbiton or some shit? Frodo and Bilbo are Blair's distant cousins? Or am I looking at this wrong? Did Kluwe become like 11 feet tall? Does that help his punting? Does he do elongating stretches during the offseason?
This team is weird, man. I don't even know how to make the jokes anymore when they just make fun of themselves.
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Anyone else had their eyes drawn to Kluwe's upper inner thighs touching each other? I totally wouldn't have if he wasn't wearing white pants ... Promises.
@CollegeWolf I imagine being a deity plays some part in his towering height as well.
How much longer are we going to ignore that Kluwe looks like The Amazing Johnathan?