Welcome to the final (first?) Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread of the year (football year, not calendar year, because it's January 1st and everything ... whatever ...)! Gather your drunk buds on the couch, kick that high school girl out the door, and turn on to the stomach rolls of Tony Siragusa as we suffer through the final three hours of possibly the worst Vikings season in history.
There's a lot riding on this game: Draft positioning, historic terribleness, maybe Leslie Frazier's job ... We can only hope for the best for the fans, which happens to be the worst for the team. Will Shirtless Ponder do the right thing and lose this game for us? Will one of the Bears many retarded quarterbacks give our defense improper feelings of success heading in to the offseason? Will Jim Kleinsasser get his token touchdown? FIND OUT TODAY! Or don't, and just keep drinking. Whatever.
Enjoy the game and let's hope for the best/future.
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WE'RE NUMBER 3!!!! Lock it up! Can we draft an entirely new team? Also, thoughts of signing this Matt Flynn fellow from gb? He's looking gross right now (like actually nice not Matt Cassel we know he still blows nice)
@lockout2011 Matt Flynn blows. I can't believe people are fellating him like they have been. Let him go to whichever team doesn't trade us the farm in the RGIII sweep stakes.
im not sure if this is actual football. it more accurately resembles two retards fucking. ponder has done nothing to make me feel good about him for the offseason. i really hope they lose
I can't cheer for us to win. And it's so hard to cheer for us to lose properly, after last week's debacle (MORONS.)
Kalil! Blackmon! RG3! They are all still (barely) within our grasps. Lose, please.
@CollegeWolf RG3? I heard that the kid doesn't read defense at all. They do they "Stand up at the line" thing when receiving play calls because the o-coordinator is reading the defense and making the call. Luck WAS the o-coordinator.
Not to say he wouldn't be good. I'd still take him, but not in the top 5 for us, no way. Maybe take and trade for a king's ransom, like 2-first round picks AT LEAST. That would be boss. Standford LT and then a CB late 1st.
@PJD Oh yeah, i would be in favor of trading down to get him... but only if we got a big ransom. I guess I should have clarified. Just seems like there could be value with that pick, even if it's just to trade him later or whatever.
@TheFan2729 Draft Griffin.
Trade him for a ton of shit/picks.
Yaaaay, a bonanza for us!
@CollegeWolf Whats a "bonanza trade"?
@PJD Truth. Hopefully a bonanza trade.
@CollegeWolf It seems like he's going to go wild with his pro-days and make a dumb team like the Redskins or Miami will rush to take him. We can hold all the cards, which is nice.