As Minnesota Vikings fans, what do we all know? We all know that being a sports fan SUCKS, that your team NEVER wins, that your house is HAUNTED, and that Jesus hates your entire LINEAGE. You may as well just drive a nail into your temple.
It's because of that why I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes. This video is apparently from a Jimmy Kimmel YouTube contest, where parents had to give the shittiest gifts, or something. I don't really know, I thought Jimmy Kimmel got replaced by The Roots, but I might be thinking of the wrong show. You think I stay up past 9:00PM? I'm old as hell. Supper at 4, sleep at 8. That's how I roll. Clearly, these parents won because what type of twisted adults would genuinely buy someone a Packer item? YOU ANIMIALS. Child protection, speed dial, ASAP.
The girl, on the other hand? Maybe the Bears need to sign her, because she's got a wicked arm. Definitely throws a better deep ball than Jay Cutler. Now, to even out the karma, let's laugh at this crying Vikings fan:
Lesson? Never have children, as they will be born into a culture full of LOSERS just like you. It's just not fair.
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A Vikings fan and doesn't like when the Packers win...
That little girl is gonna be crying for a long, long time.
There's another good one I've seen where a Chicago White Sox fan (meaning "white trash south sider") is given a Chicago Cubs pillow pet. It's awesom... but mostly because I love watching White Sox fans cry.
@CollegeWolf At least she's not a Twins fan. #baseball
@Lakeville Mikey Sometimes I cry remembering how incredible it was to watch my team sweep the 2005 World Series. You can do that when your team has won something in the past 2 decades.
@Qommie That's still 6 years ago, dude... your victory isn't exactly recent. I'm sorry that your White trash (sorry, White *Sox*) tendencies make you such a douche
@Lakeville Mikey @Qommie is it too late to chime in with Go Cubs Go?!? Sorry had to fuel the fire. Nice to see fellow cubs fans reading this blog. I don't hate white sox fans, it's a different league who gives a fuck. Plus the cubs are chicago's that's fairly obvious. I got no issues with the sox fans.
@Lakeville Mikey I guess we're not going to be BFF.