So we already know who we're drafting in 2031; Purple Jesus Jr. Hopefully he's a quarterback. That way his knees will be ultra-protected by those jerks in the NFL offices. Until then, you'll just have to appreciate that our future franchise player - who will take after his father, currently rehabbing running back Purple Jesus for the Minnesota Vikings - is already a Vikings fan and totally shits hundreds on a whim.
Think about what an upgrade he will be already. PJ Jr. probably won't ask for a huge contract, because he can create money from his underpants on a whim. Also, he already looks like he's got a strong grip, so we'll never have to worry about Culpepper hands at the quarterback position when he takes over. You can already tell too that his eyes are down field, looking past the camera for an open receiver. Best of all? He's CLEARLY a Vikings fan already. And a fan of Mickey Mouse, but whatever. Draft his rights now and BOOM! QB controversy over!
And what does Purple Jesus think about this?
Naturally he loves it!
Actually, this is the photo he posted on his Twitter account after surgery this past weekend, while he was laid up in the hospital recovery. With his shirt off, conveniently (you're welcome,
Is this a toga party, or what the hell is going on?
Get better soon, bud. We miss you. #emoblogger
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