OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Well, we all know what the Minnesota Vikings and their players were doing on Sunday. They were sitting at home because they suck. We all know they suck. That wasn't even a question. The Green Bay Packers? Why, they were world beaters! They had the heart of a lesbian champion! They were 15-1 and were going to destroy any competition that got in their way! THEY WERE SUPER SERIOUS ABOUT STUFF AND JUNK, GAIS. Someone just should have reminded those jack offs about that before they went and made literally three different craptastic Discount Double Check commercials for State Farm. Instead, they should have considered spending that time doing things like, I don't know, reviewing game film on how to stop an NFL receiver from grabbing a hail mary, which may have helped them not get their faces kicked in by a bunch of QQWWEEAAHHH New Yorkers. You weak ass prom queens. YOU WERE GOOD! And now you're the only 15-1 team in NFL history that hasn't won a playoff game. Even the Vikings managed that! IN YOUR FACE, MILWAUKEE!
Let's keep making fun of them:
If you remember back to when the Vikings kind-of-but-really-didn't matter during the regular season, we did an interview with some Packer fans from Total Packers. I visited their website Sunday night and didn't see a new post update. In fact, I didn't see ANY post updates on pretty much ANY Packer sites Sunday night, literally four or five hours after the game was over. Drinking and beating wife and kids? ....... Probably. Not that I give a shit. One thing that did make me smile though, were some of the comments left in the pre-game post over at Total Packers. For example:
- What a friggin’ joke. This was the team that was 15-1??????????????????? EMBARRASSING!!!!! EMBARRASSING!!!! EMBARRASSING!!!!!!! How the F*ck does this team lose at Lambeau AGAIN to the Giants in a playoff game!!!!!!! EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I encourage you to pass along all the other blubbering and rationalizing that you see Packer fans doing today. Sure, we've never won a Super Bowl and our team was quite the heavy flow this season, but who, gives, a, shit. The Packers got demolished in "sacred" Lambeau Field, and it was hilarious. In tribute, here is a special series of LOLPacker pictures, courtesy of Yahoo! Sports photos. Enjoy this day, friends! It's a good one!
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I go to Pleasant Valley, Aaron Rod-lover's home school and town in Chico CA. Don't worry, the one third of the town who bandwagoned the 49ers will team up with me to make fun of the other 2 thirds of the gay ass, paint-their-dick-green-and-suck-it, packer fans:) and next season us 6 or 7 vikings fans in this town of 90 thousand people will sit in our miserable corner of the sports pub and look back on this glorious, balltingling day.
I'm NOT going to bring up the fact that the Pack lost in what will be remembered as an All-Time choke, because that wouldn't be prudent. I'm also NOT going to bring up the fact that they were two HORRIBLE calls away from losing 37-6, because that would just be kicking a team when its down. I'm NOT going to bring up the fact that losing at LamEbeau in wintertime is becoming status-quo, because that would be poor sportsmanship. I'm NOT going to say that the Packers defense has more holes in it than the foam cheese wedges on the fans' heads, because that would be simply stating the obvious. And I'm NOT going to bring up the fact that having a running game and a defense on the field at least 10% of the time might be helpful because feelings could get hurt. And I'm NOT going to bring up the fact that John Kuhn fumbling the ball for the first time in 2,182 games made me wonder if the fans were really "Kuuuuuhhhn-ing" or if, in fact they were really "Boo-ing", because I heard much more "Cruuuuuuz-ing" and maybe they were still excited about all of Victor Cruz' third down conversions. And I'm NOT going to state that Clay Mathews needs to cut his fucking hair because he looked more like Packer Barbie than a real football player yesterday, because in the NFL, that would get me a penalty for taunting and I don't want that. And I'm NOT going to state that I don't give a damn who wins the Super Bowl now because the Vikes were eliminated in August and, now that the Pack is out, I don't have anyone to root against because that makes me sound like a sore loser.
So I won't.
@Hammy1724 Good call not saying all that stuff.
@CollegeWolf Thanks man. It just wouldn't be right, would it? Packer fans don't need my smart ass kicking sand in their faces today.
Not having your douche QB play since Christmas was a wise move... I guess it increased Matt Flynn's trade value. I can't believe how much the Packers D acutally makes ours look decent.
AHHHHH - HA - HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! OVER "stomp stomp" RATED "stomp stomp" OVER "clap clap" RATED "clap clap" .... Na Na Naaaa Na, Na Na Naaaa Na Hey Hey Hey Good BYE CHEESEBILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do Packer players and fans do now??? Hmmmm...my guess...drink heavily, inbreed and sodomize poultry & rodents!
@pjdiaries haha love it :)