Game Thread: Cardinals vs. Vikings Hunting Season
OK, yes, I know you don't exactly go hunting Cardinals, but we're not playing the Eagles this week either, and those you can DEFINITELY hunt. Especially bald ones, because their eggs taste so much better.
Doesn't mean you can't still jump in this Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread though and have some fun! The Minnesota Vikings are looking to get back to their winning ways after a scalping last week thanks to the Washington Redskins. It was an ugly loss, but oddly enough felt more like a bump in the road rather than a typical game from the purple. This week, that play behavior will be RECTIFIED. I also wanted to use that word solely on the fact that it sounded like "rectum." Sue me.
Will Shirtless Ponder stop throwing interceptions? Will Purple Jesus get back to the holy land/end zone this week? Do you think Jared Allen will want to show up and, you know, do his job by getting a sack against a super porous offensive line? Maybe! We'll find out today though, or at the very least, we'll be talking about it in this thread. So join in!
Enjoy the game, everyone!
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Boy does Ponder need to get out of it before the Thursday Night game with the Bucs. he will play better then the Bucs i am sure.
@BillSexson God I hope so, especially considering the Bucs D is a lot worse than Arizona's.
White boys Brian Robinson and Harrison Smith giving me uber boners this week. Dont worry I always get Purple Jesus and Winfeild boners too!
@PJD Sorry I'd type it out but I was too busy not fapping because thats not what i was doing I was not fapping
Drew Brees 300 yards and FOUR TD's at halftime?!? Gonna smash every passing record this year?
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I liked football a lot more when Ponder wasn't handing out pickerceptions to every player on the opposing team.
Block in the back on Percy's opening kickoff TD?!?!?! Gahhhhhhh!!!!
Better not cost me my Vikes survivor pick.
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Well Ladies, I will have to post comments on here after the game as it's not on local TV here in Michigan so I have to go to a bar that has NFL ticket! At least I can say BIG SCREEN! Ciao!!!
