Game Thread: Vikings vs. Redskins Civil War Game

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Get out your American flags and then PISS ON THEM today, people! Because we're going to burn Washington DC to the ground!! .....

Wait, no, dammit, I keep forgetting their just a football team and we're not actually coming from Iceland to pillage their lands. Whatever. We can at least talk about doing crazy stuff like that in this week's Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread! Our favorite band of misfits, the Minnesota Vikings, head to the nations Capitol to face the Washington Redskins, looking for retribution for Purple Jesus' knee, as well as to continue the pooping being done all of DC sports. The Nationals choke in a deciding game five? John Wall ruins his knee for their basketball team? Hockey is still locked out (but who really cares)? Perfect! Let's give their new franchise QB a career threatening concussion now, too!

The game starts at 3:15-ish, and will be on FOX. I assume that means we'll get the gas bags Brian Billick and his boyfriend again. If not, well ... Just hope it isn't Pam Ward somehow. Enjoy the afternoon games, and after we scalp these racists cock mongers, let's sit back with a chalice of their blood and watch the Packers get gooned by the Texans tonight. I LOVE SUNDAYS!!!

Enjoy the game, everyone. We'll hit you with a recap tomorrow.


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BlueViking
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the g in rg3 stands for gay lololololololol

BlueViking
BlueViking

I hate this team.

PJD
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 @BlueViking I don't know if I full on hate this team or just this coaching staff yet, but I do know that I hate Madieu Williams.

BlueViking
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 @PJD Madieu can die of rectal bleeding for all I care

the4norsemen
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Why???  Why couldn't we have a miracle???  Why couldn't Musgrave implement that kind of offense in the 2nd & 3rd qtrs???  Why couldn't AP go apeshit with revenge on their defense for 500+ yds and 6 TDs????  3 FGs that shouldve been TDs = 12 pts and that was the difference!!!  WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? Does this happen to us??????????   I need my Burnett's, and to breast feed and be masturbated and go to bed!!!!

the4norsemen
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That calls for a big FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the4norsemen
the4norsemen

2 Fuckin uncalled big time holds too!!

PJD
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 @the4norsemen Holds and pass interferences. Some bull shit, but our team also sucks, so there is that.

PJD
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Looked like a flag on that 2-point conversion there ... BOOOOO!

PJD
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Hold on to your butts, people, there's still a shriveled wiener of a chance.

the4norsemen
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 @PJD

 I think mine is "turtling" not just shriveled

CollegeWolf
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Well this game is going swimmingly.

the4norsemen
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GREAT Williams can't fuckin make an INT for the Vikes EVER  but can do a God Damn Pick 6 against us!!  WTF???

MikeLogan
MikeLogan

Piss on the American Flag? Why are you even joking about doing this when thousands have died defending our nation and that flag? It not funny at all. It's an insult to everyone who ever wore a uniform or built this great country. I would expect this from a retarded, libtard, Obamacan't voter, nt a diehad Viking fan.

the4norsemen
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On the bright side we just cut the deficit in half....something our government hasn't been able to do in a long time LOL

PJD
PJD moderator

Let the melt down ensure!

the4norsemen
the4norsemen

 @PJD

 This is BullShit, not only our play but the double fisting we are taking by the fuckin refs!!

akcanonsong
akcanonsong

It's like they are playing with bad grass or something. No reference to that pic with Juice & Percy, I'm referring to the Bermuda.

PJD
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Little known fact: The next 2 quarters are going to be FISTING TIME.

the4norsemen
the4norsemen

OMG What the HELL JUST HAPPENED???????????????????????????

the4norsemen
the4norsemen

Did we revert back to last year's offensive line or what???

the4norsemen
the4norsemen

Purple Jesus caused that???  Our God has forsaken us????

PJD
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 @the4norsemen He's just testing us. Those who stand with him through this trying time will be admitted to Heaven. Obviously.

the4norsemen
the4norsemen

What the FUCK??? Henderson barely touched him!  If the NBA is going to fine players for acting maybe the NFL needs to do the same!!!!

Qommie
Qommie

I'm so confused.  Guys on defense not named Antoine Winfield are tackling people.

PJD
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While this red zone efficiency is awesome, the lack of touchdowns is disturbing. We should be up 21-0 already, dammit.

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