Game Thread: Jaguars vs. Vikings Expectations Fest

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Jaguars Vikings Game Thread

Dammit, it happened. I was going to try and act all cool about the Minnesota Vikings first game of the season and pretend I didn't care THAT much because ... Jesus ... Look at this team? But then I heard Adrian Peterson is likely going to get SOME carries, remembered how horrible of a day it was for college football in Big Ten country (overall, I mean, if you're a Gopher fan your disappointment is just being delayed), and decided I needed something to feel good about. So here we are, NFL. Welcome back to my warm embrace. Now let me squeeze between your legs.

Whether you're at home watching the game with us, going to the game yourself today, or are - God forbid - without TV but somehow have internet access, there are plenty of good reasons to jump into today's Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread and commiserate with fellow fans. We'll likely be discussing how Purple Jesus looked in his first real game action since his knee injury, asking the unknown questions like why our defense still sucks after all these years, and scouring the internet for more photos of Natalie Dormer, the actress who plays Lady Margaery Tyrell in Game of Thrones, why was a total babe when she dropped her top and pretended like she wanted to have sex with the gay king Renly Baratheon. Great stuff. I'll get us started with some picks after the jump.

But either way, enjoy the game folks. It's a day of celebration. Football is back! Enjoy the 0-0 record while we can.

If you Google search with safe filters off, you'll get the bare breasted prize you're looking for. EXQUISITE:

Margaery Tyrell - Game of Thrones


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14 comments
Qommie
Qommie

Did you just happen to have a Jaguars and Vikings helmet?

PJD
PJD moderator

 @Qommie Nah, it looks like that though. Some random picture from online.

honkeylips
honkeylips like.author.displayName 1 Like

I'm well on my way to being juiced so here I am on the computer getting ready to search for some illegal Puerto Rican porn and I thought well hell, let's check in on PJD nation. Not a comfortable bunch we all are right now. But we'll take the win right? I guess? Now from what I gather most of you boys, and girls, (Qommie, wow, never would have thought, probably smoking hot but you can't tell from  the comments section) anyway, most of you guys live in the Twin Cities area, so you would know better than I would the feeling people have about Frazier. I'm trying to like him 'cause I know he's a good person but damn, does he ever speak on the sidelines? Fuck. Performance reflects leadership and well... I don't know. You guys let me know what you think 'cause I'm thinking defensive coordinator yes, head coach no. About to crack beer number 9. Damn do I love football. 

BlueViking
BlueViking like.author.displayName 1 Like

we..... no. we didnt actually win did we? #blowforbarkly or no?

a win?

How do you "win"

what

emotional rollercoaster right now

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf like.author.displayName 1 Like

Oh my dear lord what happened?!?!?!?!?! We made it to OT!??!?!?!  We............ gasp, WON!?!?!?!?!

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

Ponder sucks, our receivers suck, our defense sucks. Poor AP... just trade him to the Patriots already.

PJD
PJD moderator

 @CollegeWolf Hold that thought. You'll see why in 20 minutes.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

 @PJD TD. Nice! But I was talking to trade him so that he can be free. Who knows though, maybe we somehow win this game still.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

But I'm on DVR and half an hour behind, so maybe something good happened in the past 30 minutes? I doubt it.

PJD
PJD moderator like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @CollegeWolf Ha, good try. I'm barely watching. This is atrocious.

CollegeWolf
CollegeWolf

 @PJD Well that didn't take long. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2012 Minnesota Vikings!!!

PJD
PJD moderator

When all you ladies get in here, let me know. Until then, I'm going to go masterrrrrdddrrrink my morning coffee.

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