Hold on to your dicks, everyone, I got some news for you today that's going to blow your mind holes:
ARE WE READY FOR THE SUPER BOWL OR WHAT, BIZZCHES?!!
Marcus Sherels, former Minnesota Golden Gopher and the only player on the Vikings team who has been signed after being asked to come in for a local work out, signed his tender the team offered him back in March for $555,000 so he could oh my God why am I even writing this article about Marcus Sherels. Can't the team just release the uniform already so we don't have to talk about what should be a practice squad body? This is an unbelievable waste of my time, and your time - if we're being honest - for you to even read this fluff. Marcus Sherels. That's who you're spending your Tuesday on. Be happy about that.
Sherels has never been a huge component of the team, and has always seen his impact most significantly in the return game. But with the loss of Percy Harvin and Antoine Winfield - both to Seattle - this offseason, Sherels is expected to step into a more significant return and defensive role and seriously, we're still talking about this. What, we're going to dissect the role Marcus Sherels is going to have for this team in 2013? It's come to that? Hey, if Sherels ends up seeing significant playing time for the Vikings in 2013 we're already screwed, so I'm not going to waste time now pontificating on how important of a move this is for the team and look at me go, here I am, still talking about Sherels. I need some medical attention.
Having Sherels re-join the staff may indicate the Vikings draft intentions, showing their hand a bit that they may only draft one defensive back player and use Sherels to supplement the roster as he knows the scheme, coaches, opposing players, and wow, are you still reading this? I was literally just writing gibberish from another site to fill up some space and now I think you busted me, you busted me not doing my job, because you've read this far into an article about Marcus Sherels and the Minnesota Vikings. I need medical help? No way, you do pal. That's just some sick, sick stuff. Get out.
Anyway, let's all welcome Marcus Sherels back to the whatever, I can't even finish this What the hell is going on.
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This is probably in my top 5 of "Most Useless" articles EVER posted on the internet. Do you have to impose your boredom and lack of anything to say on others?
hes not meant to solve defensive problems, hes meant to solve the having no current kick returner/punt. if you think thats a bad move, your mistaken. for what the vikings have left in there cap, he was a good choice in return men for low price. not many people are good enough to return a punt for a td but he has the ability, and skill. he would of ran back 2 more tds on return if it wasn't for other team members getting a flag. was a great move, no, far from it. yet it wasn't a bad move either. i highly doubt he will see time outside the return game, seeings how he will be replacing harvin in kick returns. we shall see what his role is this year
@erik847 Epic fail.
@erik847 <----- This guy is missing the entire point, but thanks for playing!
@CollegeWolf All zero of them! Good job, good effort!
@PJD @CollegeWolf Yeah, but he's "one of us"!! He can put people in the seats!! Just like "The Ultimate Weapon," Jimmy Kleinsasser! I remember that one time, when I went to the game to watch Kleinsaaaaahhhhfuckit. No. He can't. I hope the contract was identical to Darrelle Revis' contract..... ZERO guaranteed.