Ever tried talking to a Green Bay Packer fan and then realized that you would much rather get eaten by a zombie, pretty much any day of other week? That's what it was like going back and forth with these trash bag Wisconsin football fans over at Total Packers. But I did it for YOU, reader, so you wouldn't have to interact with these rabies babies but could still get a hilarious preview into their muddled thoughts as Packer fans heading into Saturday's game.
As is, welcome to another edition of Acting Not-Very-Cordial, where we ask a bunch of questions of the upcoming opponent's fans and hear their stupid responses on why they think they'll win. This week is no different, because we're lambasting these cheese doodlers and get to hear their make-believe stories about why they think they're so superior, despite having only won a single game more than the Vikings this season. It should be fun. Make sure to run over to their site as well to check out the Q&A I did for them, and then leave a bunch of comments about how much you hate their face. It should end pretty well.
The questions and answers, meat and potatoes, breasts and legs, after the jump:
Purple Jesus Diaries: So it sounds like Mike McCarthy just spent this entire week trying to convince himself that Adrian Peterson's success of 400+ yards against the Packers this year was because of "poor gap assignment," and he thinks the Lambeau "home field advantage" of losing 4 of their last 6 games in the playoffs at Lambeau. Tell me, why does this triple chinned cunt think Lawrence Taylor is now playing for his team simply because they will be in Wisconsin, and that being at home means they get 12 men on the field? Because they don't. And he's stupid.
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Dear @biqueens2013 , please come back and tell me how great your defense is, and how Aaron Rodgers is the best QB ever. I'll hang up and listen, whenever you get done beating your wife (ie, goat).
How did Peterson do trying to get all-time rushing yards record???
That's right, the little fucking turd nugget came up short, just like every other Viking and Viking fan does in life!!!
GO PACK GO. GO PACK GO. GO PACK GO.
This is the best website I have ever been on. Just discovered it today. Gonna be on here a lot more unless pussy Vikes guy kicks me off. LOL
@biqueens2013 You are certainly welcome to post on here all you want. That way when someone wants to see what an ignorant, childish, dooshbag fan looks like, they can see you. You are truly an embarassment to whoever you support. That's a character flaw, your flaw.
@jimm14j are you kidding me you douche bag. Have u ever read any of the shit that is put in this website about the packers and their fans and you say "I" have a character flaw. Boy you are one blind ignorant dumbfuck.
@jimm14j are you kidding me you douche bag. Have u ever read any of the shit that is put in this website about the packers and their fans and you say "I" have a character flaw. Boy you are one blind ignorant dumbfuck
@biqueens2013 Who is Green Bay's top RB? Seriously, who?
Not sure this week. We have a couple options out there to choose from.
Who is going to be your starting RB this week?? Oooooppppsss that's right nobody as your purple pecker eaters are at home watching the real teams this week!!!!
GO PACK GO!!!!!!
@biqueens2013 What's the "superbowl" that you speak of? Sorry man, but this is just too easy........
@biqueens2013 You aren't even funny when insulting us so very childishly...
@biqueens2013 @PJD @CollegeWolf Pretty amazing vibrator if he's posting comments here... You think it's got WiFi?
@biqueens2013 The playoffs are overrated. Only one team can win the Superbowl each year, so why bother with playoffs every year?
Hey college turtle, I am going to borrow a line from a great movie here.
"Just when I thought you couldnt get any dumber"
Yeah its great not to be in the playoffs so Peterson can be all rested up for next years failure. That is the most retarded statement I think could have been made. But I understand you guys are not used to being in the playoffs so that is normal for you. What a dipshit.
@biqueens2013 Not playing this week means less wear and tear on MVPeterson's body... so that he can more easily rush for 3,800 yards next year. But *only* 630 against the Packers though.)
Oh we wish for the days of Pudd Grunt and the 4 super bowl losses. Never forget Packers have 4 superbowl wins.
Purple Pricks are home on the sofa again. Maybe you can get a few of your old timers names printed on the ass-wipe in the women’s bathroom at Canton, OH. The owner of the ViQueens should just move the team out of that God forsaken land of Hormel Chile eating pig F'ers.
God it was good to kick your ass.
@PurplePeckerHeads. I see what's happening here. You're still mad because your mom bangs anything wearing a Minnesota Jersey. Too bad, get over it. Packers have 4 super bowl rings, NONE of which YOU played for, and none beating the Vikes. In fact, packers just got to . 500 in playoffs against them. Packers- 4 sb rings. Amount of class with fans like you- ZERO. I really feel bad for you, having to look in your mirror every morning and only seeing..... you looking back. Poor fella.
Just to touch on Vikings fans beating their wives:
Domestic Abuse Arrest Follows Packers Loss http://www.nbc15.com/news/headlines/81138332.html
Packers loss blamed in child abuse case http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/news/local/fox_cities/upset-packers-fan-accused-of-attacking-daughter
Packers fan, upset by loss to Vikings, stabs Seahawks fan http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2009/10/08/packer-fan-stabbing/
I was unable to find any official statistics from PETA on domestic assaults in Wisconsin following a loss.
Yards Allowed? They go with Yards fucking Allowed to make their argument? OK quick... name the three teams ahead and the three teams behind the Pack in Yards fucking Allowed... give up????
Ahead: Jets, San Diego, Carolina
Behind: Arizona, Detroit, St. Louis.
Dafuqouttahere with Yards Allowed!!! QB and WR - the ONLY players on the roster that I'd give the edge (and a fucking big one at that... I'm not a fool) to on the Pack over the Vikes. Fuck Matthews, he's a Depends wearing one-dimensional player. Woodson was great two years ago, but he's older than dirt and hasn't been a game changer at all this year. Raji? Please. I'll put ANY of our interior DL's against him. Otherwise, these paint huffers are hallucinating if they think their team is any better - WIN OR LOSE THIS SUNDAY.
I don't know if we'll win or not, but MVPeterson will have damn nigh 600 yards and we sure as hell will cover the 9 point spread.
Dude was really reaching hard for his shit talk. Fucking pray the fudgepackers get beat if not just for all the bitching crying and excuses that will be made