Adrian Peterson:

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Adrian Peterson: Eric Dickerson. Jim Brown. Barry Sanders. Earl Campbell. Edgerrin James. Before Sunday, this was the collection of youngest NFL players to rush for 8,000 yards in their career. ...

... well at home for a squad that has a noodle for a quarterback. None of that matters, because I want to see Adrian Peterson keep pace for a 2,000 yard season. So tune in, cheer on the good guys (I guess?), ...

... things didn't happen?! It was amazing. The defense played (kind of ) soundly, the offense was sharp (by offense I mean "Adrian Peterson," obviously), and special teams even did what they ...

... those things shake out this week, where Adrian Peterson runs for 300 yards again, Ponder only has to hand the ball off, we win, and everyone else loses, we're amazingly still in the picture. And despite ...

... to trot, were riding a four game streak in which they hadn't lost (three wins and a tie), and were coming home hot on the playoff trail getting ready to shut down this overrated Adrian Peterson-led ...

After Adrian Peterson defied space and time on Sunday and face punched the Rams rushing defense for 212 yards on 24 carries, I've heard some pretty stupid things flying around. Most of them ...

Everything is Bigger in Texas, Like Football Games: You thought I was talking about something else? Like maybe big cowboy hats? Big old Five Gallon head gear, with the brims and sawdust and ...

... better in his de facto playoff game here than Tarvaris Jackson did against the Eagles all those moons ago? Does anyone actually give a shit at this point, or is it all just about Adrian Peterson? That's ...

A Game for the History Books: They actually did it. A team that was predicted to finish by most experts at a paltry 3-13 again pulled off the ridiculous and ended up 10-6. They had some poor ...

Eh ... It's a holiday and I'm watching bowl games, so I don't have much to share, but if you have yet to see this Adrian Peterson ESPN commercial that is a bit newer, you can check ...

... Stamp of Disapproval award. Pretty straight forward. In most seasons, we refrain from giving the positive awards to Adrian Peterson every week, because holy shit, that would be so unfair. Were we able ...

Lauded sports journalist source, The Onion, has broken an exclusive story about one of the Minnesota Vikings - and the NFL's - most popular players, running back Adrian Peterson. In a ...

... two others that he should have been charged with. Yeah, he had a real solid year, future of this franchise. Well, he's been learning TONS from Adrian Peterson during the time that they've been ...

LOL, WUT. True story. Adrian Peterson loves orange peanuts, especially when they are for him. Then, he accepts you.  If any of that is confusing, then you need to watch the video ...

Adrian Peterson is your 2012 NFL MVP, and dammit, I couldn't be prouder. You want to talk about how silly being a fan of the NFL (or anything, for that matter) is? As I sat and watched ...

Well this is awful. This was the early release version of the Adrian Peterson MVP shirt, apparently being sold on NFL.com or some garbage like that. As the individual most responsible for ...

Yeah, so, this has nothing to do with anything, but I went through a handful of photos of Vikings players this weekend and added Googly Eyes on to them. This is apparently a bit of a thing recently, ...

... to physical violence when dealing with their star players this offseason. Namely, they've recently been known to physically assault their star running back and face of the franchise, Adrian Peterson, ...

... - as loyal fans! - did everything in our power to keep Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson off of the cover of the Madden NFL video game, because of conspiracies about a "Madden Curse." ...