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Created on 20 February 2013
It may be hard for you to remember, but Percy Harvin once played for the Minnesota Vikings in 2012. It's true. He actually was doing pretty super, as well. He was being talked about heavily ...
Created on 22 February 2013
I think the NFL Combine starts this weekend. I can't remember. Pretty sure. I'm a horrible NFL fan. But let's say it does. People love to get all fussy about 40 times, measurables, ...
Created on 25 February 2013
Yeah, so, this has nothing to do with anything, but I went through a handful of photos of Vikings players this weekend and added Googly Eyes on to them. This is apparently a bit of a thing recently, ...
Created on 11 March 2013
I don't know, or maybe it doesn't, but it certainly could, and it certainly looks good as a headline!
Anyway, you're looking at a map of NFL teams overlaying US population density. ...
Created on 13 March 2013
On Monday, the Minnesota Vikings traded wide receiver Percy Harvin and, I don't know man, my world just kind of exploded. We're really doing this? We're trading one of the top players ...
Created on 18 March 2013
WHAT? Late Friday night, much later than I am willing to work on a blog which no one reads anyway, the Minnesota Vikings signed Greg Jennings, former Green Bay Packer receiver and new number one ...
Created on 02 April 2013
Leading up to this month's draft, Purple Jesus Diaries will take time analyzing potential draft targets for the Minnesota Vikings. With our cutting edge video technology, long hours spent scouting ...
Created on 11 April 2013
In an attempt to alienate more potential bandwagon Minnesota Vikings fans from ever switching allegiances from the Midwestern teams to the Pacific Northwest, the Seattle Seahawks are reportedly ...
Created on 22 April 2013
Chris Kluwe has a book coming out on June 23 of this year titled "Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Mythos, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities."
Boy, the ...
Created on 10 May 2013
Full disclosure here. I care enough about your mother - even if you don't - that I purposefully didn't post this article until the last business day of this week, because I didn't ...
Created on 16 May 2013
Welcome to Purple Jesus Diaries' Point/Counterpoint, where we interview two experts on a hotly contested topic of interest for Minnesota Vikings fans. This week, we're tackling the news of former ...
Created on 17 May 2013
I could also name this post "Minnesota is the only state that understands how evil Wisconsin is" but that title would end in a preposition and was probably too long, so I skipped that ...
Created on 21 May 2013
Look at this god damn thing. It's a work of art. The deep purple, the kingly gold, the horizontal stripes. It's like whatever grandmother knitted this reached deep into my wet dreams and ...
Created on 24 May 2013
Have you ever wanted a Vikings themed party bus? Well then this is your lucky weekend, as some random bro on Craigslist is looking to sell his purple short bus in a moving sale.
Think ...
Created on 28 May 2013
Everyone has to change their panties when we're discussing the new Minnesota Vikings stadium. And rightfully so. That thing screams BonerBot all over it. It's glass facade, cathedral presence, ...
Created on 17 June 2013
When the Minnesota Vikings signed Jerome Simpson before the 2012 season, I wasn't alone when I thought, "Him? Does he like Mayon-eggs?" And then he was mostly hurt last year, dropped ...
Created on 19 June 2013
The Minnesota Vikings opened up their mandatory Organized Team Activities yesterday, and BOY! Was there a TON of real, interesting, team defining football news that came out of that event that ...
