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In what has been a busy week for the Minnesota Vikings, one noteworthy item has more or less slid unnoticed under the table. This item is a hard one to discuss, but Purple Jesus Diaries holds ...

WHAT? Late Friday night, much later than I am willing to work on a blog which no one reads anyway, the Minnesota Vikings signed Greg Jennings, former Green Bay Packer receiver and new number one ...

COME AT US, BROS. For the third year now, Purple Jesus Diaries is offering YOU the chance to prove you're SMURT at sports, beyond just being a football noodle head. We've created ...

So, what's going on with Shawn Zobel (who apparently has always been a Packers "fan")? I hadn't thought of the local, self proclaimed "Draft Expert" since, well, ...

Leading up to this month's draft, Purple Jesus Diaries will take time analyzing potential draft targets for the Minnesota Vikings. With our cutting edge video technology, long hours spent scouting ...

It feels like we've been fighting this battle for YEARS, but ultimately in 2011 we learned it didn't matter. I've been a pretty vocal proponent until that point about making sure we ...

We're almost there! No, not the NFL Draft, stupid, no one cares about the bust the Vikings are going to eventually pick. I'm talking about the unveiling of the new Minnesota Vikings uniforms! ...

Chris Kluwe has a book coming out on June 23 of this year titled "Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Mythos, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities." Boy, the ...

The day is finally here, Minnesota Vikings fans! The day you get to spend ogling young men do athletic events for you in tight shorts with rippling muscles! SO MASCULINE! But really, it's ...

Alright nerds! Here's the big day. The NFL Draft starts in an hour-ish time, and we'll be around to recount all the highs and lows of a bunch of random people getting picked who I have ...

Welcome to day two of the 2013 NFL Draft! The Minnesota Vikings will likely be passive participants this evening, as they traded away their 2nd and 3rd round picks in order to move up and select ...

One more draft day, liver, you can do this! Welcome to the final Purple Jesus Diaries NFL Draft Open Thread, a mouthful, but an important mouthful as the Minnesota Vikings wrap up their 2013 ...

The post-draft sex glow is all about us as we move into the doldrums of the NFL off-season, but there's still much to talk about with the Vikings 2013 NFL Draft picks. In Purple Jesus Diaries' ...

The post-draft sex glow is all about us as we move into the doldrums of the NFL off-season, but there's still much to talk about with the Vikings 2013 NFL Draft picks. In Purple Jesus Diaries' ...

In an attempt to rid the team of every player I care about (Run, Purple Jesus, get away while you can!), the Minnesota Vikings released Chris Kluwe, the 31 year old punter that was heading into ...

This is an article about unaffiliated NFL punter Chris Kluwe. He's not technically a member of the Minnesota Vikings any longer, but lick my short shaft, people, because this is now a Chris ...

Full disclosure here. I care enough about your mother - even if you don't - that I purposefully didn't post this article until the last business day of this week, because I didn't ...

Despite a down season in 2012, the Detroit Lions are feeling good heading into 2013. You may ask yourself, is that even possible? I mean, the team went 4-12 last year and looked AWFUL doing it, ...

Welcome to Purple Jesus Diaries' Point/Counterpoint, where we interview two experts on a hotly contested topic of interest for Minnesota Vikings fans. This week, we're tackling the news of former ...