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  FOOTBALL! Do you know what's happening Sunday? Football. Vikings football. Real football, with real Vikings players, who are really going to run, and jump, and catch (hopefully), ...

Welcome to Purple Jesus Diaries' Point/Counterpoint, where we interview two experts on a hotly contested topic of interest for Minnesota Vikings fans. This week, we talk with a representative of ...

Can you believe it's already back? NFL football in general, yes, but more importantly fantasy football, and even MORE importantly beyond that, the PJD Fantasy Football League is back as well! ...

Alright, I done goofed. I had a busy week last week and didn't throw up a proper game preview thread. At this point, doing so seems a bit fruitless, but god dammit, I have scotch to recommend ...

Vikings Gonna Vike: Let's get the bad news out of the way first - The Vikings lost in a total heartbreaker on Sunday afternoon, when they fell 20-23 to the Colts. Not to say that this loss ...

Cover Your Eyes, Children! Here's what you would be doing if you loved your children this Sunday. Instead of sitting them down in front of the San Francisco 49ers and Minnesota Vikings football ...

A Million Monkeys, A Million Typewriters: That is pretty much the only way you can explain how the Minnesota Vikings beat the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, 24-13. In a word, it was stunning. ...

In an unprecedented move for the NFL, it was announced on a blustery cold winter's day in late February that the Super Bowl victory secured by the Minnesota Vikings throughout the 2012 campaign ...

Take a look at the NFC North standings early in the 2012 season, and you'll see something surprising. Instead of stalwart teams like the Green Bay Packers or upstart new young squads like ...

I've seen all the numbers from this week about how that replacement referee debacle has led to all sorts of delicious mayhem. Betting sites are giving the old "oopsie!" and refunding ...

Time to Get Super Fly: I would be lying if I told you I wasn't super excited for the return of Jerome Simpson to the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Truth of the matter is that he probably ...

I have Chris Johnson on my fantasy football team this year. Yeah, that Chris Johnson that is averaging something like 1.37 feet per carry, and $675,000 per carry. It's outrageous and was a ...

Game Five?! How the hell did this happen already? We're on the fifth game of the season? And the Vikings have a winning record?! That's what really freaks me out. Even if they lose this ...

Your 2012 Minnesota Vikings: My main theme throughout the Titans and Vikings game preview was how, after a quarter of a season worth of play, I wasn't fully prepared to crown the 2012 Minnesota ...

You know how your mom would always tell you never to trust a frothing pedophile in an unmarked white van promising you candy while playing pocket pool? And yet you did so anyway, and he was a ...

EVERYONE IS DYING: Is it just me or does it feel like every NFL player is dying this season? RGIII has a concussion and couldn't play a full game. Ahmad Bradshaw played like he had trench ...

PAYBACK TIME, RED BACKS: IT IS ON NOW YOU CELLULITE DIABETES FACES. I have been waiting silently, like a dog ready to murder-screw a bitch in heat, to once again face the racist Washington PIGS ...

Maaayyybbee I Was a Bit Premature: It was only a week ago when I was pronouncing the Minnesota Vikings to be a legit NFL team, after they had just beat the Titans fairly easily. They had shown ...

Oh, hey. What's up guys? What me to ruin your day? According to a website called "Spotrac" which tracks salaries in a variety of ways for all of the major American sports, here is ...

Red Zone Against the Red Team: I saw a stat today that said - outside of that first game of the season against the woeful Jacksonville Jaguars - Purple Jesus has gone five straight games ...