Give Percy All the Monies:
Created on 08 March 2013
Oh man, oh, bro, holy dude man, check this out, haha, this is awesome. *tokes some weed*
Percy Harvin almost walked out on the team last year. apparently, and also is having trouble reaching ...
Created on 12 March 2013
On Monday afternoon, the Minnesota Vikings traded Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks. Thus ended Percy's tumultuous four year stint in Minnesota, and set the Vikings on the path of having ...
Created on 13 March 2013
On Monday, the Minnesota Vikings traded wide receiver Percy Harvin and, I don't know man, my world just kind of exploded. We're really doing this? We're trading one of the top players ...
Created on 13 March 2013
In what has been a busy week for the Minnesota Vikings, one noteworthy item has more or less slid unnoticed under the table. This item is a hard one to discuss, but Purple Jesus Diaries holds ...
Created on 14 March 2013
The dust has begun to settle on the early week trade of former Minnesota Vikings receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks. As the dust settles, some of it must be getting in my eye ... I, I don't ...
Created on 18 March 2013
COME AT US, BROS.
For the third year now, Purple Jesus Diaries is offering YOU the chance to prove you're SMURT at sports, beyond just being a football noodle head. We've created ...
Created on 26 March 2013
Are we still talking about the Percy Harvin trade? No? Yes? It seems like we should be. It literally only happened, what, two weeks ago? That's not that long, but kind of seems like forever ...
Created on 11 April 2013
In an attempt to alienate more potential bandwagon Minnesota Vikings fans from ever switching allegiances from the Midwestern teams to the Pacific Northwest, the Seattle Seahawks are reportedly ...
Created on 18 April 2013
It feels like we've been fighting this battle for YEARS, but ultimately in 2011 we learned it didn't matter. I've been a pretty vocal proponent until that point about making sure we ...
Created on 25 April 2013
The day is finally here, Minnesota Vikings fans! The day you get to spend ogling young men do athletic events for you in tight shorts with rippling muscles! SO MASCULINE!
But really, it's ...
Created on 07 May 2013
In an attempt to rid the team of every player I care about (Run, Purple Jesus, get away while you can!), the Minnesota Vikings released Chris Kluwe, the 31 year old punter that was heading into ...
Created on 14 May 2013
On Monday night, at a special event at a place most football fans have never stepped foot in before, the Minnesota Vikings took to the Wurtele Thrust Stage at the Guthrie Theater to unveil the ...
Created on 04 June 2013
Soon after the Minnesota Vikings traded Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks, speculation started doubling as to why exactly Percy was so upset in Minnesota. Was it because the state had failed ...
Created on 05 June 2013
Adrian Peterson had the second best season for a running back in the history of the NFL in 2012 when he finished with 2,097 rushing yards. Craziest thing about that? He did it less than a year ...
Created on 06 June 2013
Here's a picture of Minnesota Vikings players Kyle Rudolph, Matt Cassel (I know, right?), Christian Ponder, and Greg Jennings, (I know, right?!). They are at a Twins game that happened recently. ...
Created on 07 June 2013
This week is one of the Minnesota Vikings Organized Team Activities, or OTA's, or I don't know what they're doing. I haven't been paying attention. I've been far too busy remembering ...
Created on 10 June 2013
Remember that one year when the Detroit Lions were good? It seems like it was probably back when Detroit was actually a thriving metropolis, but it was actually just in 2011. They went 10-6 that ...
Created on 11 June 2013
Balderdash! We've been duped!
After feeling confident that former Detroit Lions great Barry Sanders had beaten out Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson for the upcoming Madden ...
