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Detroit Brought Lions, I Brought Crow: And it's not bad, really. You just have to char it a bit. It's kind of stringy, but that's all. And I'm not eating ALL of the crow, because ...

It was only his first play in an actual NFL game, but it was a big one. On the 5th play of the Vikings opening drive, facing a 3rd down and six yards from their own 45 yard line, Christian ...

Welp, wrap up your abacuses and stop tallying votes, people, this year's sexiest man has already been announced by Salon.com yesterday, and of course it's none other than Minnesota Vikings ...

Vikings Bye Week? Time for a Boat Party! Alright everyone, this might single handily be the best weekend of Vikings football all year long. "What?! That's crazy talk!" you may ...

I Consider That a Success: Because look at our roster. Percy Harvin? Jerome Simpson? Phil Loadholt? Kevin Williams? I was sure that they'd either be getting busted for smuggling drugs, ...

3/28/2013 Update: The Vikings have announced that, yes, we were totally right in expecting them to get new uniforms! They will be unveiled April 25, 2013. Click here for current news. ----- ...

Thanksgiving is Apparently Over: Or that's what it looks like after the Chicago Bears beat the Minnesota Vikings 28-10 on Sunday afternoon. The Bears took a blunt object to the temple of ...

Amazing or macabre? YOU DECIDE! This is Minnesota Vikings linebacker Audie Cole getting into the holiday spirit a bit earlier than usual this season. That's him rocking an outstanding ...

Can Peterson Take Us to the Promised Land? Is it worth it? When the Vikings go to Lambeau field this weekend to take on the Green Bay Packers for the first time this season, is it worth it ...

Don't ever say Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder can't score! In what seems like a pretty quick turn around of events, Ponder apparently is engaged to newly minted girlfriend ...

We've been fooled, every last one of us. Ever since the Vikings drafted "Christian Ponder" and let former Minnesota Vikings starting quarterback, Tarvaris Jackson, walk in free ...

How Many Boos Does Christian Ponder Get? Does he get all the boos? Every single one? Will any of them be directed at Big Leslie or Bill Musgrave? I would think some of them would be, wouldn't ...

Nothing Collapsed! That's a Win! It might have been a record day in Minnesota on Sunday. We accumulated a ridiculous amount of snow during a snowfall, the most since 2010 when the Metrodome ...

If you ask any Vikings fan, all they want for Christmas is a Vikings playoff push. Unfortunately, they're more likely to get a helmet full of 2009 NFC Championship losses, or the entire 2011 ...

Look at that picture. What a goofy picture. What an odd set up. Why is this even happening right now. What kind of hole was ripped in the space-time continuum that allowed those two wandering ...

Win or Go Home ... Or Really, Win AND We Still Go Home Anyway, Since it's an Away Game: I'll tell you this much ... Without the Vikings winning this Sunday, whatever slim hope they ...

Everything is Bigger in Texas, Like Football Games: You thought I was talking about something else? Like maybe big cowboy hats? Big old Five Gallon head gear, with the brims and sawdust and ...

It's playoff time! Well, it is for the Vikings when you need to pretty much win every game all the time from here on out to even have a chance. And so that's what we're doing ...

WIN AND IN! Never in a million years. Never would I have thought that, this year, the Minnesota Vikings would be sitting at 9-6 on the year, guaranteed a winning record for the season (WHAT?!), ...

Minnesota Vikings defensive players, defensive end Everson Griffen and defensive tackle Fred Evans, have both been having decent seasons. Sunday they both came up big too, with Evans getting possibly ...