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Welcome to Purple Jesus Diaries' Point/Counterpoint, where we interview two experts on a hotly contested topic of interest for Minnesota Vikings fans. This week, we talk with a representative of ...

Can you believe it's already back? NFL football in general, yes, but more importantly fantasy football, and even MORE importantly beyond that, the PJD Fantasy Football League is back as well! ...

A Million Monkeys, A Million Typewriters: That is pretty much the only way you can explain how the Minnesota Vikings beat the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, 24-13. In a word, it was stunning. ...

In an unprecedented move for the NFL, it was announced on a blustery cold winter's day in late February that the Super Bowl victory secured by the Minnesota Vikings throughout the 2012 campaign ...

Little known fact: Minnesota football fans of ALL walks of life are pretty excited about this weekend. It's kind of a rivalry weekend all across the board. The Minnesota Golden Goofers are ...

Your 2012 Minnesota Vikings: My main theme throughout the Titans and Vikings game preview was how, after a quarter of a season worth of play, I wasn't fully prepared to crown the 2012 Minnesota ...

Ugly Teams Have Feelings Too: I realized after the final clock ticked a Minnesota Vikings win over the Arizona Cardinals, 21-14, that I've been writing all season trying to find out what kind ...

In an effort to support domestic violence prevention throughout Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, the Green Bay Packers and Verizon Wireless have "connected" to promote ...

Yeah, I skipped reviewing week six. Here's what happened: Very Tight Buttholes had a very big win over Victorious Secrets, 97-72 Bring the Weeden pissed all over himself and ...

It's Halloween! Once, that meant something to me. Now, I go home and ... What, it's Wednesday? I guess I check the waiver wire for fantasy football, read Game of Thrones, maybe watch some ...

When I first saw a link to something called "Railgating," you bet your ass I was equally fumbling with the left click on my mouse and the zipper on my pants. However, once the "sad ...

I WISH It Was Mediocrity: Instead, it may be just downright terrible football. The Vikings lost to the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday, November 4, 20-30, and frankly, that was a generous score. I ...

I know, I know. Halloween was LAST week, you moron, why are we still talking about Minnesota Vikings players dressing up in costume? Well, it's because Kyle Rudolph, Chad Greenway, and John ...

Detroit Brought Lions, I Brought Crow: And it's not bad, really. You just have to char it a bit. It's kind of stringy, but that's all. And I'm not eating ALL of the crow, because ...

I Consider That a Success: Because look at our roster. Percy Harvin? Jerome Simpson? Phil Loadholt? Kevin Williams? I was sure that they'd either be getting busted for smuggling drugs, ...

Thanksgiving is Apparently Over: Or that's what it looks like after the Chicago Bears beat the Minnesota Vikings 28-10 on Sunday afternoon. The Bears took a blunt object to the temple of ...

Nothing Collapsed! That's a Win! It might have been a record day in Minnesota on Sunday. We accumulated a ridiculous amount of snow during a snowfall, the most since 2010 when the Metrodome ...

For many years, it was safe to say that the NFC North sported the finest looking uniforms and logos in the entire league. Seriously, name another division that had every team sporting a totally ...

Not wanting to be outdone by Audie Cole, rookie highlight reel, several other Minnesota Vikings recently donned some of the ugliest Christmas sweaters and outfits you could imagine while attending ...

WIN AND IN! Never in a million years. Never would I have thought that, this year, the Minnesota Vikings would be sitting at 9-6 on the year, guaranteed a winning record for the season (WHAT?!), ...