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Dammit, it happened. I was going to try and act all cool about the Minnesota Vikings first game of the season and pretend I didn't care THAT much because ... Jesus ... Look at this team? But ...

Welcome to Purple Jesus Diaries' Point/Counterpoint, where we interview two experts on a hotly contested topic of interest for Minnesota Vikings fans. This week, we talk with a representative of ...

Can you believe it's already back? NFL football in general, yes, but more importantly fantasy football, and even MORE importantly beyond that, the PJD Fantasy Football League is back as well! ...

Alright, I done goofed. I had a busy week last week and didn't throw up a proper game preview thread. At this point, doing so seems a bit fruitless, but god dammit, I have scotch to recommend ...

A Million Monkeys, A Million Typewriters: That is pretty much the only way you can explain how the Minnesota Vikings beat the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, 24-13. In a word, it was stunning. ...

In an unprecedented move for the NFL, it was announced on a blustery cold winter's day in late February that the Super Bowl victory secured by the Minnesota Vikings throughout the 2012 campaign ...

Little known fact: Minnesota football fans of ALL walks of life are pretty excited about this weekend. It's kind of a rivalry weekend all across the board. The Minnesota Golden Goofers are ...

Welcome to a Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread, where we provide you with an opportunity to talk Tennessee Titans vs. Minnesota Vikings. Today's game is oddly a 3:15 PM game, which I had thought ...

Your 2012 Minnesota Vikings: My main theme throughout the Titans and Vikings game preview was how, after a quarter of a season worth of play, I wasn't fully prepared to crown the 2012 Minnesota ...

PAYBACK TIME, RED BACKS: IT IS ON NOW YOU CELLULITE DIABETES FACES. I have been waiting silently, like a dog ready to murder-screw a bitch in heat, to once again face the racist Washington PIGS ...

OK, yes, I know you don't exactly go hunting Cardinals, but we're not playing the Eagles this week either, and those you can DEFINITELY hunt. Especially bald ones, because their eggs taste ...

Ugly Teams Have Feelings Too: I realized after the final clock ticked a Minnesota Vikings win over the Arizona Cardinals, 21-14, that I've been writing all season trying to find out what kind ...

In an effort to support domestic violence prevention throughout Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, the Green Bay Packers and Verizon Wireless have "connected" to promote ...

Yeah, I skipped reviewing week six. Here's what happened: Very Tight Buttholes had a very big win over Victorious Secrets, 97-72 Bring the Weeden pissed all over himself and ...

Lights, cameras, SMACTION!! The Minnesota Vikings take to the primetime slot this week as the "welcome" the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to the Metrodome for a bout of Thursday Night Football. ...

What is this I don't even. From the intel that I can gather, the above picture IS in fact Minnesota Vikings running back, Adrian Peterson, aka, Purple Jesus, apparently dressed up as ...

It's Halloween! Once, that meant something to me. Now, I go home and ... What, it's Wednesday? I guess I check the waiver wire for fantasy football, read Game of Thrones, maybe watch some ...

When I first saw a link to something called "Railgating," you bet your ass I was equally fumbling with the left click on my mouse and the zipper on my pants. However, once the "sad ...

Back From the Dead or the Walking Dead? I suppose that is the main question for this week. Despite the hot start for the entire team, in recent weeks we've seen the defense start leaking a ...

I WISH It Was Mediocrity: Instead, it may be just downright terrible football. The Vikings lost to the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday, November 4, 20-30, and frankly, that was a generous score. I ...