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A Game for the History Books: They actually did it. A team that was predicted to finish by most experts at a paltry 3-13 again pulled off the ridiculous and ended up 10-6. They had some poor ...

A couple of weeks ago we did a side-by-side analysis of how former Minnesota Vikings quarterback Tarvaris Jackson and current Vikings QB Christian Ponder had some eerily similar stats throughout ...

As time ticked down on a Minnesota Vikings victory over the Green Bay Packers on Sunday, the Vikings wrapped up a playoff spot, and guaranteed that the New York Giants and the Chicago Bears would ...

After eight years of extensive tests and peer reviewed articles, researchers from Madison, Wisconsin have finally announced today the results of their multi-year study on Green Bay Packers quarterback, ...

Ever tried talking to a Green Bay Packer fan and then realized that you would much rather get eaten by a zombie, pretty much any day of other week? That's what it was like going back and forth ...

From Midnight to Six in Thirty Minutes: Well, that's being pretty generous. My playoff boner went from solid to flaccid in much less time than that. In fact, I'd probably say it took ...

If you had the horrible misfortune of going to work Monday morning this week and interacting with a Green Bay Packers fan, they were probably very prompt in reminding you that their favorite team ...

On Saturday night, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder was inactive from the game day roster due to an elbow injury. This decision propelled back up quarterback Joe Webb into the starting ...

First, let me just say how aware I am that I am falling precisely for this little turd's ultimate goal of helping him gather views on his shitty little Vikings fan freak out video here.  ...

Earlier this week, everyone's favorite Minnesota Vikings punter, Chris Kluwe, took a break from being TOO AWESOME and yet, somehow, got even awesomer by doing a guest appearance on Comedy ...

I was sitting around last night fluffing myself, trying not to think about the Vikings before I lose my arousal, but then it was too late. I reflected on the 2012 season and found myself flaccid ...

In our continued review of the 2012 Minnesota Vikings, we pause today to take a look at the five WORST games of the season. Similar to what we did yesterday by looking at the five BEST games of ...

2012 was certainly a banner year for the Minnesota Vikings. A team projected to finish with roughly three wins blew their expected win total out of the water as they notched double digit 10 victories ...

Here's a futile exercise: Try to name something that Chris Kluwe sucks at doing. Besides tackling, I guess. And maybe throwing a football in a forward motion. And possibly his vertical leap. ...

No, silly, not a DALLAS Cowboy (Although I wouldn't really mind if he was), I'm talking about a real Cowboy. A Western, gun totin', cowboy boot wearing, Django Unchained lookin', ...

Hey guys, remember Toby Gerhart? You know, that white running back the Vikings have? He, uh, ran for 169 yards in 2012? 50 attempts? Um ... two "official" fumbles, but probably at least ...

Literally RIGHT after I finished writing this blog post title, I thought to myself, "Wait, what the hell is Chris Kluwe doing in Hawaii during the Pro Bowl? He wasn't a Pro Bowl selection. ...

UPDATE: Breaking news says Donald Driver is actually retiring instead of signing with someone like the Vikings, which just makes the rest of the post even more ridiculous, so ... Enjoy that. Here's ...

As the clock finally ticked down to double zeros on Super Bowl XLVII between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens, the AFC Ravens emerged victorious as they won 34-31. It was a tightly ...

Well this is awful. This was the early release version of the Adrian Peterson MVP shirt, apparently being sold on NFL.com or some garbage like that. As the individual most responsible for ...