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Cover Your Eyes, Children! Here's what you would be doing if you loved your children this Sunday. Instead of sitting them down in front of the San Francisco 49ers and Minnesota Vikings football ...

In an unprecedented move for the NFL, it was announced on a blustery cold winter's day in late February that the Super Bowl victory secured by the Minnesota Vikings throughout the 2012 campaign ...

Take a look at the NFC North standings early in the 2012 season, and you'll see something surprising. Instead of stalwart teams like the Green Bay Packers or upstart new young squads like ...

Time to Get Super Fly: I would be lying if I told you I wasn't super excited for the return of Jerome Simpson to the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Truth of the matter is that he probably ...

"As a Harvard graduate, former Walter Peyton NFL Man of the Year, and a human being who cares very deeply about America and American values, I felt it was time for me to step to the forefront ...

Game Five?! How the hell did this happen already? We're on the fifth game of the season? And the Vikings have a winning record?! That's what really freaks me out. Even if they lose this ...

Remember all those times as a kid when you thought about the most epic space battle you were going to draw on a blank sheet of paper, or how you thought maybe if you sketched out a pair of boobs ...

You know how your mom would always tell you never to trust a frothing pedophile in an unmarked white van promising you candy while playing pocket pool? And yet you did so anyway, and he was a ...

PAYBACK TIME, RED BACKS: IT IS ON NOW YOU CELLULITE DIABETES FACES. I have been waiting silently, like a dog ready to murder-screw a bitch in heat, to once again face the racist Washington PIGS ...

When we last checked in on Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder's girlfriends (or lack thereof), we had last seen him with attractive young lass Kacie McDonnell. The two of them ...

Red Zone Against the Red Team: I saw a stat today that said - outside of that first game of the season against the woeful Jacksonville Jaguars - Purple Jesus has gone five straight games ...

Show No Mercy, Percy: Hey guys, welcome to a Thursday night, kind-of prime time game day/evening. I say kind of, because not everyone has the NFL Network, where this game is being shown on across ...

It's Halloween! Once, that meant something to me. Now, I go home and ... What, it's Wednesday? I guess I check the waiver wire for fantasy football, read Game of Thrones, maybe watch some ...

...  Lesson? Drop your Vikings players, or at least trade the good ones to me. Let's do this recap.  ...

Back From the Dead or the Walking Dead? I suppose that is the main question for this week. Despite the hot start for the entire team, in recent weeks we've seen the defense start leaking a ...

It goes without saying that Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Christian Ponder, is struggling after a hot start to the season. He went four games without throwing an interception (the last starting ...

... own election for government positions by only using Minnesota Vikings players, coaches, franchise affiliates, former players, mascots, and whatever the hell else I could think of. What we ended up with ...

It was only his first play in an actual NFL game, but it was a big one. On the 5th play of the Vikings opening drive, facing a 3rd down and six yards from their own 45 yard line, Christian ...

Welp, wrap up your abacuses and stop tallying votes, people, this year's sexiest man has already been announced by Salon.com yesterday, and of course it's none other than Minnesota Vikings ...