Vikings Suck and This Is Why:
Created on 15 March 2013
The Minnesota Vikings knew they were heading into the offseason with many questions on their roster. As free agency neared this week, some of those questions marks became huge holes that need ...
Created on 18 March 2013
COME AT US, BROS.
For the third year now, Purple Jesus Diaries is offering YOU the chance to prove you're SMURT at sports, beyond just being a football noodle head. We've created ...
Created on 20 March 2013
So, what's going on with Shawn Zobel (who apparently has always been a Packers "fan")?
I hadn't thought of the local, self proclaimed "Draft Expert" since, well, ...
Created on 21 March 2013
The Chicago Bears announced yesterday that they are parting ways with Brian Urlacher, middle linebacker stalwart and balding man that pretty much has embodied everything about Chicago football ...
Created on 25 March 2013
Former Minnesota Vikings training camp knowledge dropper, CapitaJsCorner, has graced you nerds with his presence once again as he has agreed to step back into the ring like an aging Sylvester ...
Created on 27 March 2013
Former Minnesota Vikings training camp knowledge dropper, CapitaJsCorner, has graced you nerds with his presence once again as he has agreed to step back into the ring like an aging Sylvester ...
Created on 02 April 2013
Leading up to this month's draft, Purple Jesus Diaries will take time analyzing potential draft targets for the Minnesota Vikings. With our cutting edge video technology, long hours spent scouting ...
Created on 08 April 2013
Leading up to this month's draft, Purple Jesus Diaries will take time analyzing potential draft targets for the Minnesota Vikings. With our cutting edge video technology, long hours spent scouting ...
Created on 09 April 2013
Leading up to this month's draft, Purple Jesus Diaries will take time analyzing potential draft targets for the Minnesota Vikings. With our cutting edge video technology, long hours spent scouting ...
Created on 10 April 2013
Leading up to this month's draft, Purple Jesus Diaries will take time analyzing potential draft targets for the Minnesota Vikings. With our cutting edge video technology, long hours spent scouting ...
Created on 11 April 2013
In an attempt to alienate more potential bandwagon Minnesota Vikings fans from ever switching allegiances from the Midwestern teams to the Pacific Northwest, the Seattle Seahawks are reportedly ...
Created on 15 April 2013
The Minnesota Vikings have had a bit of a tumultuous off-season when it has come to the wide receiver position. The team is looking at significant roster turn over for their pass catchers, as ...
Created on 16 April 2013
Leading up to this month's draft, Purple Jesus Diaries will take time analyzing potential draft targets for the Minnesota Vikings. With our cutting edge video technology, long hours spent scouting ...
Created on 17 April 2013
Remember how Christian Ponder is the quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings? I know, I totally forgot too. Frankly, thinking about the 2012 season seems like it was eons ago. I almost forgot Ponder ...
Created on 22 April 2013
Chris Kluwe has a book coming out on June 23 of this year titled "Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Mythos, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities."
Boy, the ...
Created on 23 April 2013
Hold on to your dicks, everyone, I got some news for you today that's going to blow your mind holes:
The Minnesota Vikings re-signed Marcus Sherels.
ARE WE READY FOR THE SUPER BOWL ...
Created on 30 April 2013
SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM, CUTTY.
Yesterday, Monday, while the rest of the NFL was still talking about the NFL Draft and the influx of new players who have come into the league, Chicago ...
Created on 03 May 2013
Sooooo ... Someone correct me here. Apparently the Minnesota Vikings drafted a couple of receivers last year, one of them being Greg Childs from Arkansas? And apparently he has a history of injuries, ...
Created on 06 May 2013
Look at this photo. Look at this god damn thing. Look at it and tell me you have ever seen anything more spectacular. You can't. You would be lying. And I hate liars.
I have no real context ...
Created on 07 May 2013
In an attempt to rid the team of every player I care about (Run, Purple Jesus, get away while you can!), the Minnesota Vikings released Chris Kluwe, the 31 year old punter that was heading into ...
