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Hurray, everyone! The NFL Pro Bowl is here! That means we ... Get to ... Uh, crap, what does this mean ... We get to watch practice, pretty much? Dudes playing touch football? Rich people enjoying ...

Literally RIGHT after I finished writing this blog post title, I thought to myself, "Wait, what the hell is Chris Kluwe doing in Hawaii during the Pro Bowl? He wasn't a Pro Bowl selection. ...

LOL, WUT. True story. Adrian Peterson loves orange peanuts, especially when they are for him. Then, he accepts you.  If any of that is confusing, then you need to watch the video ...

As the clock finally ticked down to double zeros on Super Bowl XLVII between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens, the AFC Ravens emerged victorious as they won 34-31. It was a tightly ...

Adrian Peterson is your 2012 NFL MVP, and dammit, I couldn't be prouder. You want to talk about how silly being a fan of the NFL (or anything, for that matter) is? As I sat and watched ...

Welcome to Fustian Fridays, a new feature on Purple Jesus Diaries during the offseason where we will rant about various topics of absurdity that have really been pissing us off to no extent. Come ...

First things first. Up until pretty much this year when the Detroit Lions reverted back to being the Detroit Lions, those Honolulu Blue kittens always had a soft spot in my heart, despite "technically" ...

Boy, you know it's award season when Christian Ponder shows up on a red carpet with a suit on! Well, actually this was from a couple of weeks ago, but the point still stands. Christian ...

Amidst all of the crazy roster moves the Minnesota Vikings had this week (see: the Vikings released Michael Jenkins, and ... That's about it), there were a couple of other moves that went ...

I don't know, or maybe it doesn't, but it certainly could, and it certainly looks good as a headline! Anyway, you're looking at a map of NFL teams overlaying US population density. ...

On Monday afternoon, the Minnesota Vikings traded Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks. Thus ended Percy's tumultuous four year stint in Minnesota, and set the Vikings on the path of having ...

The dust has begun to settle on the early week trade of former Minnesota Vikings receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks. As the dust settles, some of it must be getting in my eye ... I, I don't ...

WHAT? Late Friday night, much later than I am willing to work on a blog which no one reads anyway, the Minnesota Vikings signed Greg Jennings, former Green Bay Packer receiver and new number one ...

Former Minnesota Vikings training camp knowledge dropper, CapitaJsCorner, has graced you nerds with his presence once again as he has agreed to step back into the ring like an aging Sylvester ...

Are we still talking about the Percy Harvin trade? No? Yes? It seems like we should be. It literally only happened, what, two weeks ago? That's not that long, but kind of seems like forever ...

Former Minnesota Vikings training camp knowledge dropper, CapitaJsCorner, has graced you nerds with his presence once again as he has agreed to step back into the ring like an aging Sylvester ...

I think we're all in agreement that Minnesota Vikings tight end, Kyle Rudolph, has been disgustingly underused, correct? Despite having nine touchdown receptions during the season last year, ...

Remember how Christian Ponder is the quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings? I know, I totally forgot too. Frankly, thinking about the 2012 season seems like it was eons ago. I almost forgot Ponder ...

It feels like we've been fighting this battle for YEARS, but ultimately in 2011 we learned it didn't matter. I've been a pretty vocal proponent until that point about making sure we ...

The day is finally here, Minnesota Vikings fans! The day you get to spend ogling young men do athletic events for you in tight shorts with rippling muscles! SO MASCULINE! But really, it's ...